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  • 🎵Bangarang (8-hour mix, stretched)

  • Oh!

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  • Don't know if this guy wants fuck somebody or murder them, but I have no faith in his ability to do either thing properly.

  • Take off, eh!

  • When this week's "death law" is not one of the public decency laws.

  • Thank you for telling me 😑

  • Dead

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  • It's just an inch-tall man sleeping in his piano-shaped bed, nbd.

  • But he'd have to either take a class or pass a test... you can see his dilemma, here!

  • Things that hand phasers can do:

    1. Stun
    2. Kill
    3. Disintegrate
    4. Explode
    5. Sick lightshow that impresses everybody
  • You know what they say: Starfleet regs are written in dog pee.

  • Fascinating...

  • ... because they knew you wouldn't tell on them! The sign of a good friend!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Welcome our next comedian, the All-Knowing Orb!

  • I refuse to go.

  • Yes, indeed.

  • Are you falling behind? Well, ketchup then!

  • How could they even light them under water?

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works

    Not now, Almighty Zorg! I have to file this report or I'll lose my health insurance

  • Games @lemmy.world

    Steam removes horror game after malware steals player data

    www.bitdefender.com /en-us/blog/hotforsecurity/steam-horror-game-malware
  • Retro Gaming Enthusiast @discuss.online

    25 years ago Sega finally figured out the internet with Phantasy Star Online

    www.avclub.com /sega-phantasy-star-online-gaming
  • Nintendo @lemmy.world

    Bubsy 4D Review (Switch 2 version)

    www.nintendolife.com /reviews/nintendo-switch-2/bubsy-4d
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Iowa man sues Nintendo after being denied ‘Pokémon Professor’ status

    www.kcrg.com /2026/05/18/iowa-man-sues-nintendo-after-being-denied-pokmon-professor-status/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Science Facts for the Immature

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Ancient Seagulls

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    California double homicide may be linked to Tom Selleck imposter

    www.sfgate.com /bayarea/article/double-homicide-tom-selleck-imposter-22268991.php
  • Games @lemmy.world

    Sony's State of Play set for June 2

    www.gematsu.com /2026/05/state-of-play-set-for-june-2-featuring-more-than-60-minutes-of-announcements
  • Games @lemmy.world

    Studio Reset established – Canadian game studio by former BioWare, Inflexion Games, and Timbre Games staff

    www.gematsu.com /2026/05/studio-reset-established-canadian-game-studio-by-former-bioware-inflexion-games-and-timbre-games-staff
  • Nintendo @lemmy.world

    Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream Projected As The Best-Selling Game In April (US)

    www.nintendolife.com /news/2026/05/tomodachi-life-living-the-dream-projected-as-the-best-selling-game-in-april-us
  • Retro Gaming Enthusiast @discuss.online

    shmuplations.com /supermariobros/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    The new bed

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Motives

  • retrocomputing @lemmy.sdf.org

    Just released: a virtual museum with nearly every OS you can think of...

    andreww591.blogspot.com /2026/05/ive-released-virtual-museum-with-nearly.html
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Aircraft struck by bullet while battling wildland fire in northern Minnesota

    www.fox9.com /news/firefighting-aircraft-struck-bullet-while-battling-wildland-fire-northern-minnesota
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    I'm pretty cerebral...

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Mistakes were made

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Two Americans Arrested for Terrifying Baby Monkey Punch in Reckless Promotional Stunt

    essential-japan.com /news/two-americans-arrested-for-terrifying-baby-monkey-punch-in-reckless-promotional-stunt/