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  • Thank you for telling me 😑

  • Dead

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  • It's just an inch-tall man sleeping in his piano-shaped bed, nbd.

  • But he'd have to either take a class or pass a test... you can see his dilemma, here!

  • Things that hand phasers can do:

    1. Stun
    2. Kill
    3. Disintegrate
    4. Explode
    5. Sick lightshow that impresses everybody
  • You know what they say: Starfleet regs are written in dog pee.

  • Fascinating...

  • ... because they knew you wouldn't tell on them! The sign of a good friend!

  • I refuse to go.

  • Yes, indeed.

  • Are you falling behind? Well, ketchup then!

  • How could they even light them under water?

  • butt, wait!

  • Holy sheet!

  • Fact.

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  • And then she glomped him.

  • Robbed

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  • Noooo 😪

  • Nintendo @lemmy.world

    Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream Projected As The Best-Selling Game In April (US)

    www.nintendolife.com /news/2026/05/tomodachi-life-living-the-dream-projected-as-the-best-selling-game-in-april-us
  • Retro Gaming Enthusiast @discuss.online

    shmuplations.com /supermariobros/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    The new bed

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Motives

  • retrocomputing @lemmy.sdf.org

    Just released: a virtual museum with nearly every OS you can think of...

    andreww591.blogspot.com /2026/05/ive-released-virtual-museum-with-nearly.html
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Aircraft struck by bullet while battling wildland fire in northern Minnesota

    www.fox9.com /news/firefighting-aircraft-struck-bullet-while-battling-wildland-fire-northern-minnesota
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    I'm pretty cerebral...

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Mistakes were made

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Two Americans Arrested for Terrifying Baby Monkey Punch in Reckless Promotional Stunt

    essential-japan.com /news/two-americans-arrested-for-terrifying-baby-monkey-punch-in-reckless-promotional-stunt/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Prolific Repacker Of Pirated Games Announces They’re Stepping Back To Focus On Law Degree

    kotaku.com /prolific-repacker-of-pirated-games-announces-theyre-stepping-back-to-focus-on-law-degree-2000696765
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Japan runs out of robot wolves in fight against bears

    www.popsci.com /environment/japan-robot-wolf-army/
  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL: About the pole of inaccessibility

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Pole_of_inaccessibility
  • Games @lemmy.world

    Japanese authorities just dropped a Minecraft map based on actual submarine topographic data, and it lets you explore the seabed from Tokyo Bay to the Mariana Trench

    automaton-media.com /en/news/japanese-authorities-just-dropped-a-minecraft-map-based-on-actual-submarine-topographic-data-and-it-lets-you-explore-the-seabed-from-tokyo-bay-to-the-mariana-trench/
  • Nintendo @lemmy.world

    STARBITES Review (Switch)

    www.nintendolife.com /reviews/nintendo-switch/starbites
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    We Are Bugs

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    I Cannot Throw Away USB Cables, and It Is Becoming a Problem

    www.mcsweeneys.net /articles/i-cannot-throw-away-usb-cables-and-it-is-becoming-a-problem
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Do you want some of my french fries?

  • Nintendo @lemmy.world

    Man Arrested After Reportedly Threatening To Blow Up Nintendo's HQ

    www.nintendolife.com /news/2026/05/man-arrested-after-reportedly-threatening-to-blow-up-nintendos-hq
  • Emulation - Retro Gaming In Style @lemmy.world

    "His Legacy Will Live On In Every Accurately Emulated Spectrum" - Mark Woodmass, Creator Of The SpecEmu Emulator, Has Passed Away

    www.timeextension.com /news/2026/05/his-legacy-will-live-on-in-every-accurately-emulated-spectrum-mark-woodmass-creator-of-the-specemu-emulator-has-passed-away
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Thief!