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metallic_substance

@ metallic_substance @lemmy.world

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  • I rigged up 4 trout leaders for my next fishing excursion

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  • I thought about this several times as I was doing it. It didn't diminish how nice it felt to do it though, which surprised even me

  • Lasagna dreams, spaghetti reality

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  • For me, this is The Binding of Isaac. Around 10k hours across more than a decade of play

  • The Republican project isn’t to win in November. It’s to make November cease to matter

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  • Did you just quote the title of the article, which is also the title of the post?

  • Data centers raise nearby temperatures by up to 4 degrees in Phoenix

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  • Bought a new tape measure today

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  • The only downside to this (funny enough) is if you're measuring metal a lot. The end sticks to shit all the time and is a nuisance imo if you just need a bunch of quick measurements. If you're doing wood mainly, the screw/nail pickup thing you mention is really handy

  • Every damn night with these creeps!

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  • Oof.

  • AOC surges to lead in 2028 primary for first time

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  • Did you completely forget about 2 terms with Obama? Turn your head sideways and let the bong resin flow out of your ear. It might take some time

  • What's all this other stuff?

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  • Not what it looks like [Twonks]

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  • This would have been funny too

  • Trump administration now classifies Antifa and left-wing networks among ‘major’ terror groups

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  • Now might be a great time to get a grip on reality

  • The circle of life

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  • Eh, I'm just waiting for the inevitable Phrygian cap resurgence 🤞

  • What is your favorite smell?

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  • Oh no, you can't do that. Sorry to tell you, but for years you smelled up all the scent of your family's supply of allspice and ruined Thanksgiving (or weridass Canadian Thanksgiving), or Christmas, or whatever

  • What's a scam that's so normalized that we don't even realize it's a scam anymore?

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  • The middle class in general in a lot of countries

  • I dug a hole.

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  • Dang man, at least tag nsfw if you're going to be sharing pics of your hole

  • 'Hairdryer used to trick weather sensor' to win $34,000 Polymarket bet

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  • Yeah, it's horrifying and deeply sad to marry gambling (which already creates a fair amount of misery for some) and real-world events that cause human misery. Fuck poly market. It should be regulated out of existence

  • Don't blink

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  • PSA for people actually worrying about this: human anatomy doesn't work this way and it can't actually happen. Your human body is capable of much more pernicious things that are much more unspeakably horrible than what you see here. So you should focus on that instead. Cheers 🥂

  • What is a 'social rule' that we all follow but nobody ever actually agreed to?

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  • If he doesn't take the handshake the only appropriate thing to do is to wait outside the bathroom, follow him to the parking lot and then follow him home. Once you learn his address, you can start learning his routines and the routines of his family. There are many options at this point, but the one I recommend is applying for a job where he works. The next step could take a long time, potentially years. Work your way up the ladder. Take night classes to fit the roles you're applying for internally, and dedicate yourself to the job. Delay finding "the one" and starting a family like you've always dreamed of. Nothing matters but the job. Bide your time and when you finally are promoted to this man's boss, on your first day, offer a handshake. Of course, he won't deny you. Relish this moment. Feel the warmth of his hand I yours. Smile and say "was it really that hard?" When he gives you a quizzical look, laugh it off like it was a joke. You want to call it there, but you're in too deep. You're making nearly 300k a year in salary and commissions and you have a clear shot at EVP if you play your cards right. Your lifestyle has changed and you have an expensive mortgage, a boat payment for a yacht you don't have time to take out, and a number of women half your age that you spend what little free time you have with wining and dining. They have expensive tastes. You tried coke recently and you really like it. It makes your job so much easier because you need to be "on" all the time and you haven't been sleeping well, but you've discovered that if you do just exactly the right amount, you can perform at peak. You have it totally figured out.

  • The Free Market Lie: Why Switzerland Has 25 Gbit Internet and America Doesn't

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  • What a terrific summary. Thank you

  • Trump says gas prices 'not very high' as most U.S. voters blame him for price spike

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  • Yeah, but that's in euro-dollars, or whatever you call them over there. Who even knows how much that is in real dollars? (I honestly wish I could claim /s on this, but this is literally how most Americans would see it)

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    metallic_substance @lemmy.world
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    What's going on with the lemmy world and ML infighting

  • Everyday Carry. What essentials do you carry on a daily basis? @sopuli.xyz
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    My simple EDC

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    metallic_substance @lemmy.world

    Lemmy users who created a profile with an actual picture of yourself (and maybe even use your real name), why did you decide to do that?