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  • Dang man, at least tag nsfw if you're going to be sharing pics of your hole

  • Yeah, it's horrifying and deeply sad to marry gambling (which already creates a fair amount of misery for some) and real-world events that cause human misery. Fuck poly market. It should be regulated out of existence

  • PSA for people actually worrying about this: human anatomy doesn't work this way and it can't actually happen. Your human body is capable of much more pernicious things that are much more unspeakably horrible than what you see here. So you should focus on that instead. Cheers 🥂

  • If he doesn't take the handshake the only appropriate thing to do is to wait outside the bathroom, follow him to the parking lot and then follow him home. Once you learn his address, you can start learning his routines and the routines of his family. There are many options at this point, but the one I recommend is applying for a job where he works. The next step could take a long time, potentially years. Work your way up the ladder. Take night classes to fit the roles you're applying for internally, and dedicate yourself to the job. Delay finding "the one" and starting a family like you've always dreamed of. Nothing matters but the job. Bide your time and when you finally are promoted to this man's boss, on your first day, offer a handshake. Of course, he won't deny you. Relish this moment. Feel the warmth of his hand I yours. Smile and say "was it really that hard?" When he gives you a quizzical look, laugh it off like it was a joke. You want to call it there, but you're in too deep. You're making nearly 300k a year in salary and commissions and you have a clear shot at EVP if you play your cards right. Your lifestyle has changed and you have an expensive mortgage, a boat payment for a yacht you don't have time to take out, and a number of women half your age that you spend what little free time you have with wining and dining. They have expensive tastes. You tried coke recently and you really like it. It makes your job so much easier because you need to be "on" all the time and you haven't been sleeping well, but you've discovered that if you do just exactly the right amount, you can perform at peak. You have it totally figured out.

  • What a terrific summary. Thank you

  • Yeah, but that's in euro-dollars, or whatever you call them over there. Who even knows how much that is in real dollars? (I honestly wish I could claim /s on this, but this is literally how most Americans would see it)

  • Disregarding peer reviewed data is even worse I'd argue

  • Lead paint I'm guessing

  • The boomerest of humor

  • No house key?

  • Right, as if this is posted as OC. It's like people clapping after seeing a movie in the theater

  • I certainly will. I'll start carrying a sharpie wherever I go for the express purpose

  • Good.

  • Okie dokie weirdo 👌

  • Dude, please don't use shortened links. Not cool

  • Pushing back against something that's harmful to society isn't wrong. Deeper AI may be coming whether we like it or not, but it's insane to discredit the idea that railing against unethical usage and implementation is pointless. Your argument that the person using it in this insurance is guiltless is just not correct. They are contributing to a product that is undeniably harmful to the environment and obliquity harmful to actual artists and content creators in general

  • So, this will be extra, extra bad if we have another covid-like event in the USA. People are already divided, things are rough otherwise, and lockdowns will not work under this administration. It would be total fucking chaos

  • I appreciate the sentiment, but fuck off with the AI garbage