This whole thing's overblown. Viruses always spread way faster on cruises bc of how cruise ships recirculate air
And it still took like a full week on the cruise for 3 hanta cases to become ~10. On a cruise ship in pre-pandemic 2020, 1 covid case became 200+ cases in the same timeframe


This is actually a decent metaphor. From what I remember, Umbridge never officially joined the Death-Eater party, and even initially opposed Voldemort's coup at the Ministry of Magic as she saw their methods as uncivil and threatening to her political position, yet ultimately agreed with pure-wizard-supremacist ideology and gladly served as a ruthless bureaucrat in the fascist puppet regime when their takeover was inevitable, all while attempting to appear solemn at Dumbledore's funeral and curating her public image as a kitten-loving woman merely concerned with order and uprightness. Uh I mean Harry Potter is corny libshit