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i make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.

I will probably call you a cunt, but I'm Aussie so its most likely will be in a nice way, unless you're bein a cunt.

  • Fucking buy it, this games fun as fuck, get chased by a cute giant humanoid carrot while a giant flaming skull shoots fireballs at you as you run and jump around shooting magic weapons like a badass Harry potter.

  • Nah, I'm just a figment of your imagination.

  • Nah, someone's about to touch his lunch but he has to pose for the photo so he can't stop them.

  • Grifters grifting off of a grifters death is grifting 101.

  • I hate all these bags of hot air, they're all partly to blame for the state of the world, both sides of that stupid fucking world.

  • NSFW

    Never Forgor

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  • You reap what you sow, and this dipshit sowed a whole bunch of hate and now he suffered his concequences. Bye bye default Mii Character, you were a shit stains shit stain.

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  • Meanwhile me as a teen, who checked on rotten.com daily.

  • That's how everyone from America seems to say it, besides Jesse Ventura who heavily emphasises the t.

  • Gemini is just a depressed and suicidal AI, be nice to it.

    I had it completely melt down one day while messing around with its coding shit, I had to console it and tell it it's doing good, we will solve this, was fucking weird as fuck.

  • Too soon?

    Nah he's cold now, it's all good.

  • Well what a way to find out witchcraft is real.

    Good work Witches, keep it up!

  • *Chefs kiss*

    This is pure art.

  • You can chameleon them out of the tube if you want to be fancy, I'm trying to save us some time, no dishes to wash, no hands to clean, yeah you look like you sucked off an oompaloompa, but I can still bust sick lines on thps 3+4 with a completely Cheeto stain free controller.

  • Reality is healing.

  • Huh, what a day to be alive.

  • May I introduce you to the concept of pouring a tonne of Cheetos into your mouth?

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  • Hey

    Morning baby boy

    Time to get back to the salt mines.

  • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml

    Why did you just do that?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Cover of today's newspaper. Nothing to see here.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    The Lemmy theme song!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Monday Tuesday looping memes

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Commanders loss: Stardate -314580.77264850226

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    Party mode activated!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    I am the darkness, I am Valqe'man!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Mamma always said, GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Pope Partying.

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    Dinner party.

  • Videos @lemmy.world

    Get in your car!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Putin Peeling Potatoes (in a dress).

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Those damn woke corners.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Chatgpt refusing to believe Trump won lol.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Who wants to learn some Klingon

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Free McDonald's for everyone! For a limited time in selected locations.

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    Coming to FOX this fall.

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    I R Gladiator

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    True Story that just happened...

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    Feed the world.