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i make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.

I will probably call you a cunt, but I'm Aussie so its most likely will be in a nice way, unless you're bein a cunt.

  • meal

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  • The chocolate should be on top of the burger, its not gonna do shit over there.

  • Is this what starts the civil war there?

  • Mini Cheetos in a tube and god fucking yes it was worth it, first time I've ever eaten Cheetos and had clean hands.

  • 🎶 It's beginning to look a lot like a dystopia

    Everywhere you go

    There's drones flying around

    Recording all the sounds

    And reporting on your every move

  • You're shocked a corporation got what it wanted from the US government?

  • Or the department of Foreign Acquisition Gathering Systems.

  • Oh god

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  • My memory sucks, so I rely on other people telling me my stories back to me, I'm using them as an archive.

  • Oh god

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  • That's a problem for future me to deal with.

  • Goals

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  • I actually believe that.

  • That motherfuckers stealing my bit!

  • Mother fucker, the only reason I can walk in this building is because I'm high as fuck.

  • Why's he not dead yet?

  • LEGOs older brother.

  • I like trains.

  • I'm starting to get sick of Simon and his shit, you're not my supervisor Simon!

  • I checked, their sperm count is over 300 million, I'm pretty sure I got pregnant reading it.

  • I completely misread it as if you got approved to sell your property to the show The Block, but that's a damn nice view

  • No we all gotta start making AI images mocking them.

    Let's make images of Trump and Putin making out with BiBi getting cucked in the corner, or Musk licking the boots of Theil while getting whipped by RFK with a brain work coming out of his head wearing an ICE vest.

    Edit: here I'll start.

  • memes @lemmy.world

    With fries and a Coke.

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    Made some butter.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    People who were born in the year 2000 can never forget what age they are.

  • AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works

    It's over can of beans, I have the high ground.

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    Made some Strawberry & Blueberry jam.

  • AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works

    H̴̙̎ȇ̷̹l̶̀ͅļ̶̔o̷̢̽,̶̢̕ ̷̢͌i̷̬͌s̵̓͜ ̵̠͒â̴͍n̷͈̑y̵̙̽o̷͎̿n̷̥͆ę̷̃ ̸͍̈́h̴͙̀o̶̧͝m̶̹̾e̸̗͛?̵̺̉

  • Music @lemmy.ml

    Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing - Chris Issac

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Well, that escalated quickly.

  • AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works

    Dumb flower

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Reaction dependent on the individual.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    That clock is ticking by fast.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares.

  • AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works

    The Dogs of War.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    To be a fly in the wall of that cell.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    The most terrifying second of the night.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    At least I'm kinda holding it.

  • AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works

    New security protocols

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Jim Beam.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Ask and ye shall receive.

  • AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works

    Sir. Chestington Hoosa Goodboy III