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MrShankles

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  • Do Americans really only shit once a week?

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  • "Shhh shhhh shhhhh... you'll feel better soon, I promise". And they do! (Then my shift ends, and I think about my life choices)

    I was never taught disimpaction in school... but when you know it's gotta happen, it just is what it is

  • Do Americans really only shit once a week?

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  • I had to take oxy's after hand surgery, and I am not accustomed to painkillers. I ended up constipated, and it was (BY FAR) the worst poop of my life. Like, that (literal) shit hurt worse than the pain of surgery

    I'm talking 45+ mins on the toilet; pushing, sweating, almost crying, standing up and down trying to get things to move. I became a little fearful and wondered if I was about to tear my rectum. I felt like I wanted to faint. I couldn't just stop because it was half-way out, making my bum feel like I was getting spread-open by a dragon or something... and it wouldn't pinch off. I admittedly dug in my butt, trying to pull it out... I was in fucking shambles and beginning to panic. It felt like I was fighting for my life

    It finally cleared, and I was left with pure exhaustion and butt pain. Prune juice helped me to reconcile that issue, and even though I had never tried prune juice — I'm a "forever fan" of that sweet sweet elixir of preemptive relief

    I'll never forget that poop

  • Samsung starts winding down chip production six days before planned 18-day strike — company enters "emergency management mode," daily losses could hit $2 billion

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  • Seems like the strike could cause "break-even" revenue in 12.5 days

  • What's that video game boss you've never been able to beat, or took you the longest to beat?

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  • Defeating Cuphead felt like an achievement to me. I'll never 100% that game, but it sure was brutally fun

  • What's that video game boss you've never been able to beat, or took you the longest to beat?

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  • I never beat him as a kid, went back with an emulator and used screen save... still almost lost because I saved at a bad moment. That fight is a little ridiculous if you ask me. It forces you to replay the ENTIRE GAME just to get a grip on his moves. Little shit

  • What's that video game boss you've never been able to beat, or took you the longest to beat?

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  • Doc Ock in the OG Xbox Spiderman game... can't exactly remember which one (probs for ps2 too). But if you beat it, you know exactly what I'm talking about. I couldn't stand that fight

  • What's that video game boss you've never been able to beat, or took you the longest to beat?

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  • Ursula's a fucking nightmare, in the most aggravating way. Far from impossible, but damn... fuck that boss fight. The rest of the game is kinda worth it imo, but my lord do I hate that bitch

  • What's that video game boss you've never been able to beat, or took you the longest to beat?

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  • I was also gonna say "Returnal", maybe specifically the second boss. It took like 2 years or more of off-and-on playing to beat the game... it was oh so satisfying, but damn that game can be brutal

    I looked up some tips and tricks that helped, but it really came down to "just be better"... I've gotten way better at this point, but the learning curve was steep and long

    I'm playing Saros now (Returnal's 'spiritual sequel'), and it's wayyy easier in comparison. Not in a bad way, cause it's really fun... but after playing Returnal, I was already prepped for some bullet-hell dodging

    Would highly recommend Saros, cause you'll definitely be able to beat it and it may entice you to keep striving for that sweet, sweet Returnal end game

  • Chinese EVs take the world by storm — except in the United States

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  • To no one's surprise...

  • Thso whats

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  • Nah, my sister had real messed up teeth when she was young, and the dentist referred to it as "shark mouth". It wasn't multiple rows, but several of her teeth had an extra tooth right behind it, leading to her mouth being pretty cluttered until they extracted the extras. Not nearly as extreme as an actual shark, but still a lotta teeth if you were able to see 'em

  • Me irl

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  • True, some do. Some don't. Generalizations and such

  • Alabama woman sues alleging she gave birth on prison floor as guards watched

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  • 1 month old account, comment history is nothing but angry vitriol... with a lotta use of the word "pig"

    I hope you're a troll, cause otherwise I really think you should get some help. Nobody needs to hang on to so much anger like that. Best wishes friend

  • Alabama woman sues alleging she gave birth on prison floor as guards watched

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  • Unnecessarily divisive

  • DNAddy

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  • Nah, his sperm was unfaithful

  • Majority of Britons would back a smoking ban in pub gardens

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  • As a smoker who hasn't been able to quit yet; I agree.

  • the world isn't kind

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  • HEARING THE CALL MAKES ME CRANK MY HOG LOUDER BROTHER! AROOOOOOO

  • Trump says he will send ‘Election Integrity Army’ into every state for midterms

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  • Pussy

  • I can live with it.

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  • Unpopular opinion - DS9 is my least favorite so far. I liked Discovery more and ENT even more so. Voyager is my heart. TNG, TOS, Lower Decks... all amazing. I'm saving SNW cause I know it's gonna be good. So unless Picard is really that bad, DS9 hangs in last place for me right now

    Don't get me wrong, the character development is great and the show was good. But DS9 just wasn't very "Trek" to me. Don't hate me

  • Rising Fuel Prices Are Making Return‑to‑Office Mandates Harder to Defend

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  • Inverted meme-ing

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Who recognizes who around here?

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    SLAM!!!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    35FT. Fucks good to go

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    How can I be a better drummer?

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Cat Sploot

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    How far back can you remember to your childhood?

  • art @hexbear.net
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    Dismantled, eventually

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    A penis has the "second-most" microexpressions, compared to a face

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    The difference between logical and pathological is a path

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Wtf did facebook marketplace just suggest to me?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Any nurses lurking around here on Lemmy? Is there a medical community for general discussion, debriefing, comradery, and/or stories/memes?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    FOR THE GLORY!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Who knew Borg could be so relatable

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    If Sisko can be a Captain, Harry can at least be a Lieutenant Commander

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    I Think I Found Beverly's Pen Name

  • Videos @lemmy.world
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    Lockpicking Lawyer's size preference

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Meow mix banger

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Insulting rule

  • Risa @startrek.website
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    The memes, they got me

  • World News @beehaw.org
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    Bizarre giant viruses with tubular tentacles and star-like shells discovered in New England forest

    www.livescience.com /planet-earth/microbiology/bizarre-giant-viruses-with-tubular-tentacles-and-star-like-shells-discovered-in-new-england-forest