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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

  • Scene of the crime

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  • The way I do stealth is just being fast. They have to scan you first, so if you're fast enough they can't even do that. ;)

  • Scene of the crime

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  • I remember when they added speeding fines to Elite: Dangerous and I purposely racked up several billion credits worth of speeding tickets in Federation space, on top of the billions of fines I had for dumping biowaste all over the mail slots of their stations. I was literally the most wanted pilot in some areas due entirely to speeding tickets.

  • CEO of AI Music Company Says People Don’t Like Making Music

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  • I make up my own music/songs all the time when I'm bored waiting in line, a passenger in a vehicle, or in the bathroom without my phone.

    Maybe one day I'll actually record something. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • There Is No Safe Word: How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.

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  • This is certainly going to have an effect on Tumblr.

  • Hideo Kojima Says His New Game Is Now In "Crunch Time," Wonders How Much Longer He Can Stay Creative - "Every day feels like I’m racing against the clock."

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  • Uh ... Anyone got an alternative link or can paste the text of the article? I keep getting sent to a wall of HTML/PHP code.

  • Trømp

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  • Mmm... Country-sized danish 🤤

  • Be honest. You guessed ass and not air

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  • "Let's make love like lovebirds; falling from the sky!"

  • Neuralink Brain Chip Implanted In 3rd Patient, Elon Musk Says "Working Well"

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  • More like the plot to Tim Burton's Batman Forever.

  • How dare you?

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  • Cat: "Leaving for work? Pathetic."

  • It takes more effort to tell two language apart when you understand both of them

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  • I definitely do not have a problem differentiating English from Japanese.

    Now, this might actually be the case for languages like Spanish, Italian and Portuguese. They are so similar, you could sometimes just infer what a word in one language is if you know it in another (heck, I can do this with a lot of languages I don't know just because they all have the same root language, so many words are just a letter or two in difference). Where I live, Spanish and Portuguese speakers are pretty common, and they can usually talk to each other not even knowing the other's language because they're so similar.

  • Why does it seem like Americans have become so hateful and destructive in the past years?

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  • That's not limited to just Americans, though. That's a global phenomenon.

  • What is something you could easily do but haven't out of habit?

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  • Listen to the call of the void...

  • What's making it into the good parts, my fellow philosoraptors?

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  • The time Jesus, as a child, went into a church to disrupt the loan sharks operating out of it.

    Methuselah fighting God, putting him in a headlock, and then demanding to be blessed.

  • Neuralink Brain Chip Implanted In 3rd Patient, Elon Musk Says "Working Well"

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  • I can't help but imagine a rotting body that the chip is just allowing to be remote controlled as they Weekend at Bernie's it around PR events.

    "They're fine, see!"

  • Water addiction

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  • Love a good verty.

  • Valve's Steam page currently lists a second mystery game alongside Deadlock, sending Half-Life 3 theorists into another frenzy of speculation-But before you get too excited, it could just be gift card

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  • All of this also coincides with a rumored new VR headset (via copyright/trademark registration). Any new Half-Life installment is likely to be a follow-up to Alyx and not HL3.

  • Be honest. You guessed ass and not air

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  • Luck be in the ass tonight.

  • Other countries have confirmed

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  • Facts. But also lies.

  • Passing on a tight road

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  • Person filming could have just got back in their car and moved it so the black car didn't have to do that.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Can someone explain to me how a ventilation fan can suck LESS when on high compared to low?

  • What is this thing? @lemmy.world
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    UV Light on sister's phone; what's with the blue oval?

  • S.T.A.L.K.E.R. @lemmy.world
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    Why can't I load my save?

  • S.T.A.L.K.E.R. @lemmy.world
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    What have you been doing with all the PDAs?

  • Music @lemmy.world
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    Muse - Take a Bow

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    What would it feel like passing through a wormhole?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    I just realized why some people hate replicated food...

  • Lemmy.world Support @lemmy.world
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    Sort by "Most Viewed?"

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Maybe they should have watched Pigs in Space instead

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Would you consider making a sandwich to be "cooking?"

  • Lemmy.world Support @lemmy.world
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    Top level comments sometimes end up as a reply to another random comment

  • Games @sh.itjust.works
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    S Ranking in Armored Core 6 - Does anyone play? Help.

  • PC Gaming @lemmy.ca
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    Why does Frame Generation say I am getting 60fps but it doesn't look or feel like it?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Could an animal be taught how to throw accurately?

  • aww @lemmy.world
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    Fluff pile

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Have you ever clicked on an ad on purpose?

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Bang Bang Rule!

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    "Virgin" and "Fucker" are both used as insults. Damned if you "do it," damned if you don't "do it."

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Is there a "canvas" of the universe? Do we even know? Would a canvas follow the same laws as the paint?

  • Movies @lemmy.world
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    What happened to "stoner" comedies?