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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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  • Counter-Strike and PUBG are still in the top 10 most played games on Steam. CS is literally number 1.

  • Don't let the smoke out

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  • Can confirm.

    My body is a sex machine, and I smoke often because I run it into the ground.

  • What's your strategy for waking up early without feeling like garbage?

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  • I'm pretty sure that's a physical impossibility in the known laws of the universe. Best I can do is wake up earlier to give me time to feel like garbage, but then be fine by the time I have to do anything.

  • The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the Kazon and Hirogen will look up and shout "SAVE US!"...and I'll look down and whisper "Coffee first."

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  • "If my competitors enemies were drowning in a sea of gasoline boiling hot coffee, I would throw in a lit match save them by drinking the whole thing."

  • How to take CPU out?

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  • First, you need to remove the heat sink. It's going to be latched or screwed into a bracket on the motherboard and you'll need to undo those first.

    Once that's off, there is going to be another latch for the cage that keeps the CPU down firmly in the socket. Undo that, lift the cover and the CPU should be somewhat easily removed from the socket.

    If the thermal paste has solidified enough to glue the heatsink to the CPU you might want to look up how to deal with that. If you apply too much pressure trying to pull it off, it could damage something, but you also don't need to be super delicate. It can take a little bit of pressure.

  • Be sure to drop some classified stories in the comments, Seals

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  • If governments really did have crashed alien ships they've been reverse engineering since the 50's as some conspiracy and UFO believers theorize, we would have had proof of it posted to the War Thunder forums by now.

  • Safely Remove Hardware

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  • It's worse if you ever try this with a floppy disk in the middle of it being written.

  • Community Locked / Going Dark in Protest [Meta] [Updated 2025-01-13]

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  • They're literally just asking mods to wield their power like a surgical scalpel and not a cudgel and actually do more than see a triggering keyword or phrase and instantly dropping the ban hammer based on a knee-jerk reaction.

    Someone who is misinformed saying something that is incorrect doesn't mean they should be banned for spreading misinformation. There has to be intent behind it.

    Someone saying they wish so and so would drop dead shouldn't instantly warrant a ban for "inviting violence" if it's not an actual, credible, serious call for organized violence.

    I don't really expect that shit to change, regardless. Most people who create a community, volunteer to moderate or even administrate a whole ass server, do so because they want to set the rules and run things their way.

  • Why have there been so many "free" streaming services for movies and TV but not for music?

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  • Pandora? Spotify? There was another one like Pandora I used to use in high school but I can't even remember the name of it now it was so long ago... Before all that we had shoutcasts on Winamp (basically podcasts and streaming radio). Free streaming music is older than free streaming videos, so far as my experience knows.

    Not to mention radio. The original over the air "streaming" service.

  • I welcome our new alien overlords

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  • Alien: "We will vaporize your entire species!"

    Me: "It's about damn time."

  • Ridley Scott Defends 'The Martian' As a Comedy

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  • This confirms my belief that studios don't have a sense of humor and couldn't spot a joke if it bit them in the nuts.

  • We got several more inches of snow last night after getting over seven a few days ago. I went to my local newspaper's website to find out if there was anything I should know. This was their top story.

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  • OP's worried about the snow but the real danger is their town is about to be Hitchcocked.

  • Weezer - Buddy Holly [1994]

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  • Why do they gotta front?

  • Vibes based cooking

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  • I don't even measure my spices. Pure vibe. Mostly because recipes almost always feel like they don't use enough of anything but salt.

  • Photons

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  • Just look at or don't look at the photons; whichever way it is so they behave like a wave, and then keep your ice cream in the peaks or valleys where the wave doesn't touch it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • Don’t lowball yourself

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  • Uh oh.... I wickh a khol ole an ow aye ongue eh uck! 👅🧊

  • Lords of the Fallen publisher embraces fear of the DEI boogeyman, says it will not include 'any social or political agendas' in its games

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  • I want to make a game that doesn't have a single straight white man in it, just to rustle the jimmies of these anti-woke wieners.

  • iykyk

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  • So ... What does this chemical make you lose?

  • Career tip #345

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  • The first style could also be a seaman on a merchant mariner vessel.

  • 3DPrinting @lemmy.world
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    What would be the best way to fix the little stopper switch for one of the motors on my Aquilla?

  • PlayStation @lemmy.world
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    If I setup Passkey, am I gonna have to whip out my phone every time I boot up the PS5?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    How come running hard (especially when out of shape) makes your lungs feel like they are on fire?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Mostly just the bad ones, tho.

  • Risa @startrek.website
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    Jeffery Cooms

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    If one state changed its state flag to be the exact same as another, is that a copyright violation?

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Lemme get in your rule

  • Risa @startrek.website
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    Mama is always right.

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world
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    My Thanksgiving Plate (everything made by me)

  • Risa @startrek.website
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    Sonic showers would clean dirt from you, but you'd still stink.

  • Games @lemmy.world
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    Games that require you to unlock the basic functions of the game can suck my nuts.

  • Risa @startrek.website
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    If Riker growing a beard made the show better, then keeping Data's would have been twice as good.

  • Risa @startrek.website
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    The Coolest Dude in the Alpha Quadrant

  • Risa @startrek.website
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    Let's say the Borg somehow managed to assimilate a Q. How fucked is the universe?

  • Starfield @lemmy.zip
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    How the hell do environmental resistances actually work?

  • Starfield @lemmy.zip
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    Are there actually any skins to find in game?

  • Starfield @lemmy.zip
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    Can we talk about the guns?

  • Starfield @lemmy.zip
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    Manually Plot a Route?

  • PC Gaming @kbin.social
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    BlueTooth Range/Interference: Is it just Windows?

  • guitars @lemmy.world
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    Learning to play guitar with ADHD?