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  • Can we lay off the CEO first? He’s pretty useless.

  • Yeah, a long time ago, I don't remember much about it. Patrick died and became a ghost or something.

  • I have but then the LSD wore off

  • My mom showed me her list of answered prayers to prove prayer works. I looked at the list and it turns out I did most of that. If I'm doing all the work what do I need God for?

  • Why is it always Nazis and gambling? Why can't it be hookers and blow?

  • And promptly ignore all your key words and try to sell you a smart toaster instead

  • I’m in shape. Round is a shape.

  • Science has discovered that saliva causes stomach cancer but only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.

    --George Carlin

  • Hang on Ploopy, Ploopy hang on!

  • Lol, thanks

  • I see, thanks

  • That looks good too, thanks.

  • I am considering that. Haven’t tried it yet. Thanks.

  • Linux Mint @lemmy.ml

    What browser do you all like?

  • George

  • Every time I go to fact check this stuff because it has to be a joke it turns out to be true. I think I must be in the upside down.

  • It absolutely astounds me that all the idiots currently running America went to Ivy League schools and have degrees. I thought for sure they all went to clown college. What exactly to they teach at Harvard and Vasser?

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  • Morality is often subjective. In some places it’s immoral for women to show skin or drive a car.

  • Yeah, sometimes I just can’t get my brain to shut up. Might be time for a detox. Or whiskey. Or a whiskey detox.

  • I keep getting Tilt

  • Linux Mint @lemmy.ml

    Is there something similar to Quickbooks?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Why don't people ask scammers a few questions?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Why put a no trespassing sign on a bus stop

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    How can a US state block porn?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I just got a new pet

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Moo

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Ooops

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Why don't skeletons fight each other?

  • Linux Mint @lemmy.ml

    Changing Blutooth Laptop Name

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works

    Who's the turkey now?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    What do you call a sheep who can sing and dance?

  • Memes @sopuli.xyz

    ISS astronauts open hatch to Russian spacecraft after strange smell delays cargo delivery

  • Memes @sopuli.xyz

    Please Disable Your Ad Blocker

  • GIMP @lemmy.world

    Text Opacity Problem

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Is it possible to get the Voyager app on Linux?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.”

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    What do you call a lazy kangaroo?