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  • I try to shut off my phone, then my brain starts worrying if some crazy shit is about to happen and I want time to run so here I am scrolling again.

  • Wow, thanks, that’s quite the honor. I hope I can live up to his legacy.

  • Mostly the Sacramento River

  • Can we rapture them all up so I can get some peace and quiet?

  • There’s a reason I live in a van out in the boonies

  • A certain orange American

  • The bombings will continue until morale improves

  • Dancing in the streets?

  • I know where I’d like to put that flaming sword

  • I want to go wherever that is

  • At least dead kids are giving value to the shareholders

    /s

  • Can I load a previous save?

  • I believe the cat

  • Success at distracting from the Epstein files

  • I can’t remember a face I have wanted to punch more

  • Bite my shiny metal ass

  • The article about crappy ads wants me to turn off my ad blocker, lol

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    My grandfather was in the very first submarine

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    What is the easiest building to lift?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I’m reading a book about anti-gravity...

  • Atheism @lemmy.world

    I wonder when we will all be sent to the gulag.

  • Atheism @lemmy.world

    Found this on my Facebook page

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    On a lighter note: Why do people still buy fast food?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I used to hate facial hair...

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I tried starting a hot air balloon business

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    What did the trucker say when their tire fell off?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    How do cats keep up with local events,?

  • Atheism @lemmy.world

    Mother Mary

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    If you’re American when you go in the bathroom…

  • Voyager @lemmy.world

    Sort not working

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    How do I open something in the website?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Knock knock

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I spilled spot remover on my dog

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I installed a window yesterday, it was a real pane

  • Atheism @lemmy.world

    My religion is atheist?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I'm going to stop procrastinating tomorrow