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yermaw

@ yermaw @sh.itjust.works

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  • there's a Costco at the other end

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  • "That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains that they paved paradise to put up a parking lot, a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song."

  • Or to post memes

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  • Replace music with audiobook/comedy-recording and watch my house get tidy.

  • Here's hoping he calls again

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  • They say all strongmen are dumb

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  • Even being in on the joke hes still dumb. Thats some metacognition jokeception business

  • Dam that's sad

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  • Unfortunately you have been banned for 7 days for using violent, incendiary or otherwise inflammatory language in a way deemed threatening, menacing or with intent to cause malicious harm.

    You may appeal this ban by clicking below.

    banned forever now :(

  • On what specific episode does your favorite "I swear it eventually gets really good" television show actually start turning around?

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  • Its been a while since I seen it, but they both try to be mockumentaries with talking to the cameraman for plot exposition, and then they both give up on any attempt at realism with it quite quickly right?

    Unless im forgetting something crucial

  • What's the biggest misconception you think many people have?

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  • I find myself with "racist" emotions often. After 9/11 we had months of terrifying imagery, the concept that nobody is safe, and the images of a turban-beard-combo alongside it.

    Not being from a very multicultural area, when I see that classic look I dont think "guy going to work" I think "maybe got a bomb?". I actively work against it and ignore it, but it was deliberately and forcefully brainwashed into us.

    Im so cheered up to see you saying "youre not responsible for your first thought, but you are for your second thought".

  • On what specific episode does your favorite "I swear it eventually gets really good" television show actually start turning around?

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  • Parks and rec has the same issue trailer park boys has.

    Season 1 is absolutely pure to the format and is therefore technically superior, but the characters and situations you love dont materialise until later.

  • How could I prepare for this market scenario?

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  • Is this the stock price for Pork Futures?

  • Photographer Adam Gray captures being sprayed with chemical irritants by a fascist paramilitary invader

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  • Vital peacekeeping operations were assaulted by a militant antifa splinter cell armed with vortex cannons

  • Photographer Adam Gray captures being sprayed with chemical irritants by a fascist paramilitary invader

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  • Tbf "vortex cannon" sounds sci-fi lethal af

  • Call of controversy? Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 imagines a revived Korean war

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  • This is the first time I'm hearing about this. Is it a phoenix wright game/spinoff? And does it translate well?

  • Fuck Ukraine, Nazi scum!

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  • A fresh take on unwarranted politicposting

  • How I imagine all the toiler paper hoarders from 2020 have been living for the last 6 years

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  • I was living like this before covid hit. I developed a strange addiction to stealing catering-sized rolls of toilet paper from my workplace, and had to go basically the entire pandemic with my curtains shut incase I got raided

  • Handy tip

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  • I'm able to do it if I'm half asleep. Problem is i get so excited at my ability to create anything I want in amazing detail that I wake back up

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • If you smaller than a MONSTER MEGA GULP 750 swipe left manlet

  • Self sacrifice is honorable

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  • Button 1 : Gaslight them

    Button 2 : decode corporate BS

  • i'm fucking devastated but there are no exception

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  • Sounds like AI prompts lets go new genre of art discovered

  • Just don't

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  • Maybe he can start buying the stash with all that grandma money he keeps getting

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    yermaw @sh.itjust.works

    I'm the reason your wifes seeing the dry cleaner

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
    yermaw @sh.itjust.works

    SMBC

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    yermaw @sh.itjust.works

    I've probably seen more naked ladies than my entire bloodline combined

  • Aneurysm Posting @sopuli.xyz
    yermaw @sh.itjust.works

    Youtube what

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    yermaw @sh.itjust.works

    What in your country/area is totally normal but visitors get excited for?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    yermaw @sh.itjust.works

    Me after my toddler makes me blow up a balloon they already tried