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Sundray

@ sundray @lemmus.org

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  • that cake sure is dreamy

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  • Fascinating...

  • A real friend keeps you on the straight and narrow.

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  • ... because they knew you wouldn't tell on them! The sign of a good friend!

  • ♪ Bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo ♪

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  • I refuse to go.

  • Can we do Guess The Episode here?

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  • Yes, indeed.

  • Your vet won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, apply some mustard.

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  • Are you falling behind? Well, ketchup then!

  • Big health doesnt want you to know

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  • How could they even light them under water?

  • Fuck the man.

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  • When you have wiped once already and your butt has a change of heart

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  • butt, wait!

  • What do you call a paper airplane that doesn't fly?

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  • Holy sheet!

  • Fact.

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  • And then she glomped him.

  • Robbed

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  • Noooo 😪

  • the cigar and cigarette existing should imply the existence of a middle object, maybe called a cigarillo

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  • Finally, a "class B" cigarette!

  • Dread Pirate Fett

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  • "It was one of the great all-time mask-on-mask kisses."

  • Different strokes

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  • "Well, I suppose I could settle for an exhilarating dune buggy chase through hostile territory."

    "..."

    "Why do people even come to this place?"

  • Who indeed

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  • Whose footprints are these?

  • Where is your god now?!

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  • "Part robot. Part organic. All chicken."

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • *ding ding*

    WHEEEE!

  • A classic movie

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  • And when Lava Shark swims underground, they're known as Magma Shark.

  • I knew it would come

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  • Same, but also: I enjoy being nice. I like being polite. It give me pleasure.

    I will never understand neurotypical people who say "please" and "thank you" through gritted teeth, like it's some frustrating, burdensome task.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Sundray @lemmus.org

    Man bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly after

    soranews24.com /2026/04/08/man-bites-woman-at-cherry-blossom-park-in-japan-dies-shortly-after/
  • Apple @lemmy.world
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    Apple is Reportedly Facing a 'Massive Dilemma' With the MacBook Neo

    www.macrumors.com /2026/04/07/macbook-neo-massive-dilemma/
  • Games @lemmy.world
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    Limited Run Games Announces Widespread Delays, Concedes Delivery Dates Were "Too Aggressive" & "Overly Optimistic"

    www.timeextension.com /news/2026/04/limited-run-games-announces-widespread-delays-concedes-delivery-dates-were-too-aggressive-and-overly-optimistic
  • Retro Gaming Enthusiast @discuss.online
    Sundray @lemmus.org

    Parasol Superstars launches April 14

    www.gematsu.com /2026/04/parasol-superstars-launches-april-14
  • Emulation - Retro Gaming In Style @lemmy.world
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    MAME Set To Introduce Changes To Its System Requirements & "The Frequency Of Releases"

    www.timeextension.com /news/2026/04/mame-set-to-introduce-changes-to-its-system-requirements-and-the-frequency-of-releases
  • Nintendo @lemmy.world
    Sundray @lemmus.org

    Absolum Is Getting The Full Physical Treatment On Switch 2

    www.nintendolife.com /news/2026/04/fantastic-fantasy-roguelike-absolum-is-getting-the-full-physical-treatment-on-switch-2
  • Retro Gaming Enthusiast @discuss.online
    Sundray @lemmus.org

    Kunio-kun and Double Dragon creator Yoshihisa Kishimoto dies at age 64

    www.gematsu.com /2026/04/kunio-kun-and-double-dragon-creator-yoshihisa-kishimoto-dies-at-age-64
  • Emulation - Retro Gaming In Style @lemmy.world
    Sundray @lemmus.org

    The PS3 Emulator, RPCS3, Announces A Huge, New SPU "Breakthrough," Set To Benefit All Games

    www.timeextension.com /news/2026/04/the-ps3-emulator-rpcs3-announces-a-huge-new-spu-breakthrough-set-to-benefit-all-games
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
    Sundray @lemmus.org

    If you can't catch him...

  • Nintendo @lemmy.world
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    Pokemon Champions Brings Battles To Nintendo Switch 1 & 2 on April 8th; Mobile Devices Later This Year

    www.rpgfan.com /2026/04/04/pokemon-champions-switch-april-8th/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
    Sundray @lemmus.org

    Good Fortune

  • Nintendo @lemmy.world
    Sundray @lemmus.org

    Ratatan Dev Cancels The Switch Version

    www.nintendolife.com /news/2026/04/ratatan-dev-cancels-the-switch-version
  • Nintendo @lemmy.world
    Sundray @lemmus.org

    Nintendo's 'Summon Character To Fight' Patent Rejected By US Patent Office

    www.nintendolife.com /news/2026/04/nintendos-summon-character-to-fight-patent-rejected-by-us-patent-office
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
    Sundray @lemmus.org

    Everyone is staring at me

  • Nintendo @lemmy.world
    Sundray @lemmus.org

    Mario & Sonic At The Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 Has Been Delisted From Switch eShop

    www.nintendolife.com /news/2026/03/mario-and-sonic-at-the-olympic-games-tokyo-2020-has-been-delisted-from-switch-eshop
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
    Sundray @lemmus.org

    I should do a sleep study

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    oh no what have you done

  • Extra Ordinary Comics @lemmy.world
    Sundray @lemmus.org

    oh no what have you done

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Sundray @lemmus.org

    Japanese masturbatory aid and insect repellent companies collab on a new product

    soranews24.com /2026/03/30/japanese-masturbatory-aid-and-insect-repellent-companies-collab-on-a-new-product/
  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    We're all excited to see it!