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He/Him Jack of all trades, master of none

  • ANYTHING on the planet? A clump of Bigfoot hair, a Zodiac Killer's leg, and a shot of DB Cooper's blood. Let's solve some fuckin mysteries

    Edit: I'll also take a side of whatever killed those campers at Dyatlov Pass, a copy of the holy text of the correct religion, and a camera that captured real footage of an alien

  • Half an hour is plenty long enough to zom out on some brains, then get strapped into the chair. Even then, they can just set the timer for more time if they need it. If the power goes out, then good news! You get another serving of someone else's brains tomorrow

  • The executioner plugs the electric chair into a timed wall outlet. In 30 minutes, you will die. You do get revenge on the executioner first though, so that's cool

  • It is impossible to take an unflattering picture of the guy. I don't like idolizing politicians, but it's hard not to

  • Stardew Valley @lemmy.ml

    A spreadsheet listing the number of harvests for every crop every season, accounting for every combination of growth speed modifiers

    docs.google.com /spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vSXYefZ12emdKJEeSSEeBNU8i3P44aD0aN38FX-GYXw5AmNASHkgjJBTKoKWriJ1P92WImbMRQoge5Q/pubhtml
  • Now to be totally fair, 325 is 325 more than 0, which would be the ideal number of 3d printed guns used in crime... But also, how many of those 3d printed gun users had access to a different gun and simply opted for the 3d printed one? I get the feeling it was somewhere around 325 of them

    This is all ignoring the fact that I'm using a very liberal definition of the phrase "3d printed gun." I doubt anyone is using Songbirds for armed robberies lmao

  • Me_irl

    Jump
  • Jesus, I hope I look that good at 40

  • They'll ask chatgpt to generate it. It doesn't need to be viable, it just needs to be impossible for manufacturers to comply with

  • Everytown for Gun Safety says recoveries of 3D-printed crime guns across 20 cities have risen nearly 1,000% over the past five years,

    So... They found a total of ten 3d printed guns in the last 5 years?

  • I would love to see a politician try to fire a gun printed like that. Genuinely, it would be fun to see it explode in their hands

  • Me when I walk 30 feet to the east and buy a gun under the table with no paperwork for less than the cost of a 3d printer

  • But it CAN force your printer not to print that replacement hot glue gun trigger. After all, there's nothing in the law that says that this software has to allow non-gun related 3D printing. The simplest way to be in compliance with this law is to simply prevent all print jobs

  • AI cannot be made to recognize whether a piece of gcode is intended to produce a piece of plastic that is intended to be used as part of a gun. It would need to simulate the machine that that gcode is made to run on, and then simulate the gcode running on that machine, and then analyze the simulated output of that simulated 3D print.

    At best, it can arbitrarily decide to decline print jobs. Which is of course the whole point, because anyone with a printer would need to bypass this filter, and bypassing this filter would be against the law.

  • They would require printers to scan for anything that could potentially hold or manipulate gun parts.

    It's worth explicitly noting that this effectively bans 3D printing entirely. The whole point of this law is to be able to charge owners of 3D printers with a crime. Real useful if they find out some anti-zionist protestor has a 3d printer in their garage. Can't get ya on the free speech thing, but they can get you on the owning a non-compliant 3d printer thing.

    For the rightoids out there, replace anti-zionist protest with anti-abortion protest. Or any other speech the government doesn't like. This exists for the sole purpose of punishing innocent people.

  • Fun fact! The picture of the girl in this meme comes from this video, (relevant portion about 3 minutes in) in which she's by far the calmest and most reasonable person involved. She's not even angry, she just has kind of an expressive face, and she looks like that for all of exactly one frame

    Some psycho combed through this video frame by frame to find the least flattering picture of her possible. Rightoids need to die out man

  • "Some pony"

    It's rare running into bronies/pegasisters these days

  • But if the white balance was that far off, then the rest of the store wouldn't be that shade of yellow

  • The worst part of Anthem was that I couldn't side with Owen, the real hero of the story. I could canonically decide that my character was afraid of heights, but I couldn't lend my best friend the Colossus I never use? Wtf dude

    In a similar vein, Outriders. Favorite video game protagonist. Gonna record a whole play through and make a supercut of them being the best video game character of all time

    There's a scene early on where your character plays Russian roulette, and loses... And then picks up the gun, hands it to the villain of the week, and says "your turn." It's the fuckin best I love the Outrider so much

  • AnarchyChess @sopuli.xyz

    Opponent played the Southern Strategy. How to respond?

  • Curated Tumblr @sh.itjust.works

    Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

  • AnarchyChess @sopuli.xyz

    White to move and mate in... uhh... how did we get here?