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@ spicytuna62 @lemmy.world

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I use Debian btw

  • You gotta try #19

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  • For real, my wife is around 2. I like mine about 4 or 5. I want a good crunch, but she likes her bacon flaccid.

    She also takes her steak at a medium. I want my steak all but still mooing.

  • iHave a Lovesick Teacher

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  • Do we need to compensate for the curvature of the earth?

  • Gang shit

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  • Wait, how does one rip water?

  • Have you ever traveled to County DEATH, Ireland?

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  • There once was a man from Miami

    Whose business dealings were quite scammy

    He just wouldn't stop

    Til he was tricked by a cop

    And now he spends time in the slammy

  • time is a freak!

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  • Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

    By the way, Pokemon Red and Blue came out 30 years ago this year.

  • Away down South in the land of Traitors,

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  • Damn, and he went all the way to the sea! How far did he need to go? Atlantis? /s

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    When you blow your nose and finally get that ONE stuck booger dislodged

  • aww @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    The disgustingly cute scene I found at 12:16 AM

  • Heh

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  • EatingOnions is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

  • Just an old orange boy yawning on jeans

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  • The number one thing you'll be watching for is changes in eating, drinking, and bathroom habits. Super common for older cats to develop kidney issues/failure with age so if they're drinking a lot more than usual or using the bathroom a ton, that's cause for concern. Arthritis also makes it hard to keep the nether regions clean, so UTIs can also pop up from time to time.

    As with getting older yourself, be on the lookout for any new lumps, bumps, or growths as they could be cancerous. Especially if they change shape of size.

    Try to keep the nails trimmed. Older cats exercise and scratch less so their nails can get too long and become ingrown. It sucks for them and it's a trip to the vet for you.

    If they've got longer hair, paying a groomer every once in a while for a trim can be worth it. Long haired cats already get mats more often, but doubly so once they're old.

    Be sure you're cleaning their teeth regularly. Brushing sucks for all, but even some finger wipes are better than nothing. Otherwise, you'll be eyeballing an expensive bill for anesthesia to clean dirty teeth and remove the ones that are too far gone.

    We're super lucky with him because he's actually really healthy for his age. I think he won the generic lottery or something. He's a very confident and brave cat so it's not often he's stressed. I reckon that also has something to do with it.

    Anyway, I hope this helps :)

  • aww @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Just an old orange boy yawning on jeans

  • Pet Talk.

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  • I call my old boy "ugly ass cat" when I pet him.

    He seems unbothered by it.

  • Sometimes parents don't make sense.

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  • Maybe he does. Maybe he was in Oklahoma City on the morning of April 19, 1995. Perhaps he's acutely aware of the use cases one has for a fertilizer stockpile.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    What do you call a famously big basketball player at an electronics shop with his atoms decaying?

  • The Minefield

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  • Either that or the PC keeps running anyway.

  • No excuses

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  • In Soviet Russia...

  • Venetian hotel in Las Vegas

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  • Ceiling cat is watching you gamble away your future.

  • Would you ?

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  • Also works just fine in Wine.

  • Paramore

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  • My dad left for cigarettes once and I haven't seen him since. Do I have a trans parent?

  • Nope.

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  • You will pay $50,000 for your car. It will have a phone in it. I really really mean it. You are not rich.

  • This is heresy but lol

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  • Came here to say essentially this lol Lars is a pretty mid drummer. It's kinda hilarious that he gets to be in a band with Kirk Hammett.

  • Email tone

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  • The double entry method in the accounting world can really throw people for a loop when they haven't been involved in it. When I took financial accounting in college, I kept trying too hard to understand why double entry exists and just go with the flow.

    The real reason is the accounting equation: Assets = Liabilities + Equity. You don't have to know which specific accounts are assets, liabilities, or equity. All you really need to know is when you show a change to one part of the function, you have to show how it cascaded to another part of it so that it makes mathematical sense. At the end of the day, 2 must equal 1+1 or 0+2 or 2+0 or whatever combination you want. Yup, liabilites can be greater than assets. That's when the company is getting ready to file Chapter 7 bankruptcy and liquidate (that is sell everything, including the floor tiles, and shut the doors for good).

    It didn’t help that the accountant I was liaising with would tell me about bugs and explain things like in an accountant and I hated every moment.

    Yay for industry jargon. Making us all miserable since at least the Industrial Revolution. Probably longer lol

  • I hate the beep!!

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  • Honestly, though, if a stopwatch counts milliseconds, I'm gonna see how close to 0 I can get without letting it hit 0

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Why don't they just take the alt route?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    What did Katy do?

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    The placement of my wallpaper is very intentional

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    You know you wanna

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Rory says hi

  • Dogs @lemmy.world
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    They don't understand snow. But they do understand that they love it.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Really?

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Bam Bam loves the hidey holes

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    The polar bear doesn't need teeth or claws to hurt you.

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    It's that time of year again.

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    "It's a simple transaction, human. You'll give me your food (you have no choice), and in return, I'll come back and beg you for more in six seconds."

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

  • Dogs @lemmy.world
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    Inside you is two wolves. Both are blocking the rearview mirror.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Honda Zonda

  • Linux Gaming @lemmy.world
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    Fellas, is it time to throw it in the garbage?

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    To those who contribute to the kernel and our favorite software: You rock.