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Smuuthbrane

@ smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

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Almost as smuuth as sharks.

  • Homocycle and Heterocycle

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  • What, no polycycule?

  • He's an arborist

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  • I can't use method B, the tree fruit are in the way.

  • Thats the good stuff

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  • My fingers get all wet and sticky and the smell just won't come off. GOD I love oranges.

  • The Prime Minister of Canada having his usual $45,000 morning breakfast

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  • -200 now, we can graph this decline.

  • 📈📉📈📉📈📉

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  • The x axis isn't long enough. I'm certain that there's a new plateau once the "lecherous old man" phase kicks in.

  • The Prime Minister of Canada having his usual $45,000 morning breakfast

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  • -150, but I'm late to the game.

  • The Prime Minister of Canada having his usual $45,000 morning breakfast

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  • That's what sold it to me as slop.

  • WACK

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  • Joke's on you, I'm into that shit.

  • Finally—my XL pack of fragile crushable poison arrived.

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  • Check your WHMIS knowledge, none of it is poisonous, according to the icons. Dig in!

  • Slice of ketchup anyone?

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  • By the foot? Nope. Yard? No. It's a to-meter!

  • Gotta work those monkey stats up

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  • No way, every human eats like 3 monkeys while they're asleep at night. The monkeys are chasing the spiders that we eat.

  • heater

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  • It's ready to eat.

  • Slice of ketchup anyone?

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  • More importantly, a crime against humanity.

  • Slice of ketchup anyone?

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  • Sure thing, Ronnie, let's get you back to bed dead.

  • Slice of ketchup anyone?

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  • Technically this is fruit leather.

  • Just don't

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  • C'mon, everyone has heard of a baby bump. Super common.

  • that's some fucking aerodynamics bro

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  • The bathroom window is behind the boat, they're just making sure the crapper is well ventilated.

  • Does a PBJ have a defined "up" side?

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  • If you can spread peanut butter on top of jelly, you're a witch.

  • the sea shall take us

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  • I mean, me CUTLASS. Yes, that be it. Arr.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    Smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

    This week is the longest month so far this year

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    Smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

    I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent.

  • Jerboa @lemmy.ml
    Smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

    text notice overlaid on feed

  • Jerboa @lemmy.ml
    Smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

    portrait to landscape refreshes feed

  • Jerboa @lemmy.ml
    Smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

    refresh on portrait to landscape transition

  • sh.itjust.works Main Community @sh.itjust.works
    Smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

    sort by "New", updates instantly all the time?