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  • #NULL!

    Jump
  • What? My mother was a saint!

  • Yes.

  • Lucky for Joe and Barack — if they ever run out of money, they can live in Donald’s head rent-free.

  • Blasted.

  • Don’t forget girls’ schools.

  • Hmm, who does she remind me of?

  • Stop reading my dream journal.

  • Oh no how unfortunate.

  • Wye though?

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    From cask to car, could red wine be Australia's next fuel?

    www.abc.net.au /news/2026-05-17/wine-oversupply-to-fuel-demand-petrol-cars-high-prices/106638346
  • Tankie.

  • Vote blue no matter who! 🤪

    Democrats say they can’t just be the party of pronouns. WHAT ARE YOU, THEN? “The party of greed and corruption with less overt racism” doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue.

  • Hundreds of people die every day for far stupider and much less fair reasons, like pedestrians murdered by car drivers.

  • Should we discourage people from working or from buying?

    “¿Porque no los dos?” — economists.

  • Thanks, dad.

  • Let’s examine the lean angles.

  • Chuck Schumer dips his glasses in wrath.

  • Hopefully getting a MAGA chud as a nominee will lose them the general.

  • Can someone please get this princess his ballroom.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Chicago Bears’ proposed stadium site in Hammond would be built on giant slag heap, near hazardous waste sites

    www.chicagotribune.com /2026/05/19/chicago-bears-stadium-slag-heap-hammond/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Prolific Repacker Of Pirated Games Announces They’re Stepping Back To Focus On Law Degree

    kotaku.com /prolific-repacker-of-pirated-games-announces-theyre-stepping-back-to-focus-on-law-degree-2000696765
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Dozens of empty Waymos invade neighborhood in Atlanta leaving neighbors baffled

    www.the-independent.com /news/world/americas/waymo-atlanta-circle-buckhead-google-b2977944.html
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Mouse eyes photosynthesize after plant-to-animal transplant

    www.nature.com /articles/d41586-026-01559-9
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Emails show FBI Director Kash Patel's Hawaii trip included 'VIP snorkel' at a Pearl Harbor memorial

    apnews.com /article/fbi-kash-patel-snorkel-hawaii-pearl-harbor-192a81cde7a5879aab747bc0ba4b78b9
  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world

    LA Metro Opens New D Line Subway from Koreatown to Beverly Hills

    la.streetsblog.org /2026/05/08/metro-opens-new-d-line-subway-from-koreatown-to-beverly-hills
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Japan’s robot wolf sells out as record bear attacks drive demand

    www.independent.co.uk /asia/japan/japan-robot-wolf-bear-attacks-ohta-seiki-b2975670.html
  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world

    Calgary mayor calls province's focus on bike lanes 'symbolic virtue-signalling'

    www.cbc.ca /news/canada/calgary/farkas-bike-lanes-9.7197397
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    "I applied to be pope"

    www.thestandard.com.hk /world/article/331886/I-applied-to-be-pope-Losing-grip-on-reality-while-using-ChatGPT
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    South Florida officers sue Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, claiming details in ‘The Rip’ are too real

    apnews.com /article/rip-lawsuit-ben-affleck-matt-damon-98647a282521fe01ce73d8a7afeb4400
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Indie developer who got blocked on Steam for “potential infringement” of his own work finally gets green light after issuing license declaration to himself

    automaton-media.com /en/indie-games/indie-developer-who-got-blocked-on-steam-for-potential-infringement-of-his-own-work-finally-gets-green-light-after-issuing-license-declaration-to-himsel/
  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    AI data center project secretly sucked 29 million gallons of water over 15 months before detected by residents complaining about low water pressure — officials refuse to fine

    www.tomshardware.com /tech-industry/georgia-data-center-used-29-million-gallons-of-water
  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    Microsoft's massive Kenya AI data center would require switching off 'half the country' to meet power requirements, government says

    www.tomshardware.com /tech-industry/microsofts-1-billion-kenya-data-center-stalls-over-disagreements-on-power-capacity
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Group sues Trump to stop his ‘pool guy’ from making renovations on DC’s reflecting pool

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-reflecting-pool-renovations-lawsuit-b2974478.html
  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world

    A former sheriff deputy will not face any criminal consequences after he was caught on camera hitting two children with his car, court records show.

  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world

    Helsinki will ban cars from railway station area

    yle.fi /a/74-20224725