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Explicate the inexorable, fucker.

  • French curl of course

  • Is it possible to learn this meme template? Anakin asking Darth Sidious in Darth Plagueis the Wise convo voice

  • I'm always curious whether using privacy software somehow marks us as higher value targets such that what metadata we do end up leaking is given disproportionate focus for advertisers and whatnot. Joke's on them: I'm using the foolproof technique of strategic poverty.

  • Hot take: parasites are particularly insidious when they're stationary. Mosquitoes are the worst, but they're more analogous to pirates: hit & run buggers. Sessile boys like hydatid cysts, ticks, mites, lice, and fleas learn to subvert the local order and just cheat the system like a macroscopic disease.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Speakers of what language are most likely to talk with their mouths full?

  • Lettuce doesn't photosynthesize?!

  • Kermit Sutra

  • Look what your suspicions have cost you!

  • me_irl

    Jump
  • Like this meme?

  • Yes that shape does have 17 points, saved you some counting.

  • me_irl

    Jump
  • What if the ad has a valid perspective but the format is just derivative?

  • Plus there's no such thing as obviously guilty until proven so.

  • That’s why I’ve always steered clear.

  • no

  • me_irl @lemmy.world

    acts like I prefer it this way

  • Thank you for prematurely answering what the significance of all the hashtags meant. I've avoided the chans. Would you recommend them for anything that Lemmy doesn't do?

  • Social media can be so contentious that people carry the average valence to unassuming comments. In general I try to just block aggressive people to mitigate that effect overall.

    Salient Proof: Distinct is the opposite of average, average is mean, therefore distinct is nice.

  • Useless info: The backtick (`), forward tick (´), and apostrophe (') are distinct characters.

  • Dissociating*

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Soda Popinski's Paradox of Tolerance

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    Perhaps Prejudicial

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    It’s all part of my retrospective strategy

  • Casual Conversation @piefed.social

    Twice Fortnightly Thread – I use it to sew my split pants when I do squats in skinny jeans

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Ancient Proton Calendar prophesies End of World in 2038

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    That's some back story (Neon Joe: Werewolf Hyump)

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    I wish protecting against this wasn't a full-time job.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Jeff Winger saying "I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I can make anything right or wrong" is the most Reddit shit ever.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Your Grace 🙇

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    The hair even covers its face...

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    The Greeks actually won

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Roach Motel

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Fare thee well

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    It's not a whack jack, it's a...

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    An argument for using plastic straws:

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Wasn't Ted Knight in Happy Gilmore? (nvm that scene's from Caddyshack 🫣)

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Blue Man Coup

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Love’s a two-way dream