Your nearest Cloudflare office will also have a similarly chaotic art installation (called the office's "Entropy"), if there's another office closer to you. For example, Austin has a mobile with lot of translucent glass/plastic reflecting and projecting colored light all over the ceiling
Honestly I thought all of this was common knowledge at this point, back when I used Honey (many years ago) I saw its affiliate code in the address bar and thought "huh, that's how they make money"
Books will teach the essentials: my core UNIX knowledge comes from an SVR4 book I read in the late 2000s (a decade or more after it was relevant) and it's still applicable today
Hopefully he explodes with hammers and hammers go flying everywhere