Eh, Nothing (the brand) still does a pretty good job of showing off circuit board and making them look modern. Ofc they have super fancy silk screen and the PCBs are black because, as you point out green PCBs just look old now.
There were no food allergies because they died of anaphylaxis as infants. There was no autism because they were institutionalized as "mentally retarded,' hidden from the public and often killed themselves. There were no gays because they had to hide or be lynched. There were no transgender people because they had to hide who they were, and many died by suicide. And they were "fine" with no vaccines because anyone who didn't have a strong enough immune system Died. So get this bullshit out of here if you've ever relied on a young person to care for you, modern medicine to keep you alive, mental Healthcare to keep you from slipping into senile insanity, and the compassion of others. You're still alive because your offspring saw your lack of empathy, and realized how important it really is...
The dog image was stolen off Facebook. Reddit applied AI upscaling and added the phone to make it a "waiting for your call" template.