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morphballganon

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  • outsmarted

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  • Note to self: make shoes to sell to rich people

  • heater

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  • I read your comment in Dale's voice

  • How men are different than women

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  • OP post wife asked about "kids, families, jobs." There are plenty of families where there would be no news about those subjects. But furthermore, there are plenty of topics that were probably mentioned but then forgotten because they were mundane.

  • How men are different than women

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  • Looks over at my wife ok bro

  • How men are different than women

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  • ... for not boring each other with mundane anecdotes? Lol

    I'm sure your friends totally love when you talk about yourself, though

  • I will kill you

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  • Maybe they think shaming will be effective

  • vacation

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  • Therapy doesn't fix reality.

  • Do Americans really only shit once a week?

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  • Maybe in a couple decades it will catch up with you. I've been constantly adapting to my aging body's needs these last few years.

  • Do Americans really only shit once a week?

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  • I suppose your teacher read a statistic that Americans are more likely to be constipated due to more cheese and less veggies and fruits in their diets, and constipated people on average poop less, and just simplified this trivia in their long-term memory and lost the details.

  • What's that video game boss you've never been able to beat, or took you the longest to beat?

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  • I might have beat him, not sure, might have used debug mode. 0 rings? 12 hits? Spike arms? Blegh.

  • What's that video game boss you've never been able to beat, or took you the longest to beat?

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  • Metroid Prime (the boss) was easier than Omega Pirate, who you seemingly must have defeated

    Did you get to the 2nd phase? You have to stand in the phazon pools to deal damage in that phase

  • What's that video game boss you've never been able to beat, or took you the longest to beat?

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  • Wow that looks like straight up not a good time

  • How you keep em after you get em.

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  • Getting modeling work is shitty?

  • Smart glasses are 'an invasion of privacy' - Meta's are selling better than ever

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  • Our reaction to such a scenario should be the same as if they were recording with their phone.

    You wouldn't turn into a blithering feral beast because someone was recording you with their phone. Why should it matter if they're using glasses instead?

  • SBA #119 maths

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  • you still go left to right

    Unless there's implied multiplication, which there is. Then you do that before the explicit division.

  • AI isn't paying off in the way companies think. Layoffs driven by automation are failing to generate returns, study finds

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  • Go for the flowers, stay for the etymology of fictional country names

    TIL the two countries in The Princess Bride are both named after a Dutch currency

  • Smart glasses are 'an invasion of privacy' - Meta's are selling better than ever

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  • That's three felonies, counting the threat

  • Waiting to get pulled over for not wearing a helmet

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  • They half-assed it by leaving the edge black

  • Alerts Are Here - v343 is now live

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    Changing profiles takes minutes rather than seconds now

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    Hiding a post lately results in app freezing

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    Quite the Conundrum

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    Do these buttons overlap this menu for everyone?

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    Sixth Sense by Zoltan Boros

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    Anyone else randomly receive a playset of Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord today?

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    Blocking one user prevents me from seeing comments below theirs, even if they are to me

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    Wilds of Eldraine packs on sale today

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    Dragonstorm packs on sale today

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    Aetherdrift packs on sale today

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    Gold on sale today

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    Foundations packs are 10% off today

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    Are all of the Djinn in Thunder Junction from Tarkir?

  • Magic: The Gathering @lemmy.world
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    So, what's in this purple-outlined area?

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    Gold on sale today

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    The Arena UI struggling to handle triggers shouldn't cause timers to run down

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    Delete private message button gives error

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    Gold on sale today

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    Bloomburrow packs are 10% off today

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    Why don't commons and uncommons have duplicate protection?