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not the chosen one

@ mathterdark @lemmy.world

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i'm a luser baby, so why don't u pkill me?

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FIRE STEVE HUFFMAN

R.I.P. AARON SWARTZ

  • Sleeping position

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  • Oh good, I’m not the only one who rotates in their sleep like a rotisserie chicken

  • Linux users when

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  • how do I install X

    Go to joinmastodon(dot)org, pick an open server, then enter your email, a username and a password. easy

  • The more you know

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  • that’s cool, but did you know that you can get more pizza if you order two mediums instead of a single large?

  • This is just cruel

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  • “Enjoy the next 24 hours”

    sounds like a threat even though it can mean the same thing as “have a nice day”

  • Linux too mainstream for some 🤷

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  • I am once again asking:

    Do you fear God? —(yes)—> TempleOS

  • Challenge accepted

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  • ok but where’s MASHINGTON

  • And this is why I no longer have cable.

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  • Cartoon Network then: cartoons

    Cartoon Network now: Teen Titans Go! on repeat

  • Accurate?

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  • Do you fear god?

    Yes: TempleOS

    No: Hannah Montana Linux

  • JPEG

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  • do I look like I know what a "JphEg" is?

    I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog

  • A genre of Country Music...

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  • I’m a joker, i’m a smoker, i’m a midnight toker

  • Were this the ‘good ole times’ they always talk about?

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  • that was such a great movie, I liked the part when you said “it’s barbin’ time” and totally barbed all over those guys

  • Anyone remember anything about 2021

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  • There was that ship that got stuck in the Suez Canal, and Squid Game.

  • Microsoft will let users uninstall Edge, Bing, and disable ads on Windows 11 as it complies with the Digital Markets Act

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  • Only in EU/EEA countries. So us here in Gilead America are SOL at the moment

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    not the chosen one @lemmy.world

    any Death Grips fans here?

  • AI will change the way we do everything. All jobs will be replaced.

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  • Of course there isn’t. And you know the word “gullible” isn’t in the dictionary, either.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    not the chosen one @lemmy.world

    The Mario Bros. explain digestion

  • oof

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  • Discovery of new music is so much easier now with Spotify/YouTube/etc. In the past you had a slim-to-none chance of coming across a band/artist/album outside your local scene, no matter what the genre. Back then you kind of had to be "in the know" for that to happen.

  • Removed

    What popular quote are you tired of hearing?

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  • “Literally 1984”… unless I’m asking you what year the Macintosh 128k came out I don’t wanna hear it.

  • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world
    not the chosen one @lemmy.world

    Windows Vista was actually pretty good

  • This sh*t is bananas

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  • as long as they have no bones, i'm sold

  • Well deary, I wouldn't want to get in any trouble

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  • “WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT??!?!?”

    Classic.

  • What are your programming hot takes?

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  • MATLAB is an okay programming language when used in the right context. It’s intended for scientific applications, so trying to do your standard object oriented programming with it gets weird. I think we forget that some things were made for a specific purpose- you know, a hammer can’t do everything and all that.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    not the chosen one @lemmy.world

    Bill's Not-So-Excellent Legal Services

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    not the chosen one @lemmy.world

    The world you were born into no longer exists.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    not the chosen one @lemmy.world

    If someone with an innie belly button were to put a toilet plunger over it and pull, how much force would they need to turn their innie into an outie?