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@ ivanafterall @lemmy.world

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Formerly ivanafterall, started on kbin.social.

  • Your mom is from the Paleolithic era.

  • #NULL!

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  • I buy colorful, patterned socks of all kinds. Mostly they stay together, but if not, it's fun to pick new partners.

  • Wait for it...you've gotta hear the guitar solo reprise at the end...

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I'll be two seconds, I promise! Thank you SO much!

  • Aaaaaaaaaaaay...

    (P)

  • Buy 17 magnetrons instead?

  • Fun, semi-related fact: the Mormons own approximately 2% of Florida.

  • They forgive you.

  • #NULL!

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  • I willingly embraced mismatched socks years ago. I just pretend it's a fashion statement. Come at me bro.

  • #NULL!

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  • I'll never conform!

  • #NULL!

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  • I'll be damned. The crazy son of a bitch did it!

  • Only one side is touching the ground, otherwise like-new.

  • I'm making you foreman of the project. You've already got a plan.

  • I spent a good portion of my childhood utterly terrified of the prospect of the rapture, as they described it, and would beg God not to rip me unexpectedly into the sky to the sound of blaring trumpets. Nightmare fuel. Literally.

  • Oh!

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  • Maybe. After four years sharing a bed, maybe he wanted to put a ring on it.

  • Oh!

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  • Thank you. I just couldn't even muster the energy to respond.

  • That's just how it is. I don't question the Bible.

  • 40 year anniversary, baby!

  • Heh, maybe I should check out that show.

  • That must have absolutely ruined them!

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    #NULL!

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Also no money

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Come on, just do it.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    A real friend keeps you on the straight and narrow.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    He's just not that into you

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    Below average in both height and age

  • pics @lemmy.world

    A weasel riding a woodpecker

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Remember, you said you liked my backpack?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    You're so loud

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    They're somehow always baffled that their cakes are melting

  • You Don't Surf @lemmy.world

    Idiot

  • You Don't Surf @lemmy.world

    Always so supportive

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Got 'em lol

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    You can't even be husky anymore

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Practically 2 hours if rounding up

  • You Don't Surf @lemmy.world

    Every damn night with these creeps!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I think my search is finally over!

  • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world

    We should try Lemmy meet-ups.

  • memes @lemmy.world

    No offense to society