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  • Maybe someone prayed for it to be bullet proof and Big Papa had no say in it?

  • My modded original Xbox was magical. Rent a game from Hollywood Video, rip it straight to the Xbox hard drive, return it.

  • It was a very unfunny joke. Kontakt is also a popular piece of music software.

  • Tanks use Kontakt? Is there a MIDI keyboard on the inside?

  • Please don't tell her you beat me or she'll do the same.

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  • When I think of superhuman origins, I think of a 5'7 elderly Indian man.

  • Truly the beacon of freedom in the Middle East.

  • Honestly, it must just feel like the whole world is against them.

  • Oh man, a Total War: Lord of the Rings could be pretty badass.

  • Fingers crossed for a new Sid Meier's Pirates.

  • This is bleeding-edge progressive stuff. We need all 49 other states to follow and we can finally get rid of climate change in America once and for all.

  • Rule

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  • And also your mom is so ancient and immense that it transcends the limits of langauge and comprehension.

  • This lady must hate those caricature artists on the boardwalk.

    "HOW DARE YOU DRAW ME LIKE THAT. I LOOK NOTHING LIKE THAT!"

  • Not a probe!

  • Seems like it'd be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.

  • Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. "It's The Orphanizer, From Ronco!"

  • Damn, that chick can barely fit on the big red head of that cock.

  • You just earned yourself a seat on the board.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Just got a new Joilet

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    I just realized what will come after Gen Z rule...

  • News @lemmy.world

    McCarthy elbows fellow GOP member -- GOP rifts boil over in exchange between Reps. McCarthy and Burchett

    www.npr.org /2023/11/14/1212912482/mccarthy-burchett-elbow-house-republicans
  • AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works

    Achy-Breaky Religious Iconography

    imgur.com /a/JlN56R6
  • Risa @startrek.website

    Started Star Trek: The Next Generation for the first time last night. How big of an ongoing factor is "Q?" Because I kind of hate him.

  • News @kbin.social

    Scuffle in the sauce: Inside the World Gravy Wrestling Championships

    www.reuters.com /pictures/scuffle-sauce-inside-world-gravy-wrestling-championships-2023-08-28/
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Do I need to upgrade my graphics card to send DMs?

  • News @kbin.social

    Alabama woman calls 911 to report unattended toddler walking alone on interstate. Police arrive to find woman's vehicle abandoned, no sign of woman or child.

    amp.cnn.com /cnn/2023/07/14/us/carlee-russell-missing-alabama/index.html
  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Rule: Goddammit, Jesus, get your own, you fiend!

  • Movies and TV Shows @lemmy.film

    Forest Warrior (1996) - Official Trailer | Chuck Norris

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    That's not the case.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Bean Girls

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    "Chili Can Be Served with Cheese" - 1980s Wendy's Training/Music Video (WARNING: Extremely Funky)

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I don't know about the rest of you, but I've aged like a fine wine.

  • Reddit Migration @kbin.social

    /m/ShareYourMusic - Calling any kbin musicians! Come share what you're making!

    kbin.social /m/ShareYourMusic
  • Reddit Migration @kbin.social

    FYI: kbin.social has a dark mode (I just discovered this--maybe I'm late to the game), see image for simple how-to...

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    SpaceX is crushing it with their new Dragon capsule cockpit upgrade

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Such an underwhelming conclusion.

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Do it I dare you rule

  • AnarchyChess @sopuli.xyz

    I prefer my chess without the blatant race-baiting and outdated cultural norms, thanks.... ("Imagine all the pieces" -John Lennon)