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  • Why not?

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  • All wise, all powerful, just can't handle money!... George Carlin.

  • Why not?

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  • He knows if your fart is good, so fart good for goodness sake!

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  • Something almost exactly like that happened to me. I bought a house so my money wouldn't be stagnant and didn't wanna live away from my parents yet so I rented it. They totally fucked up everything in it.

  • USA: Court rules automakers can record and intercept owner text messages

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  • I'm in Washington State so I guess it is everywhere.

  • USA: Court rules automakers can record and intercept owner text messages

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  • I got my ballot this Monday and half of the spots to be voted on had only one candidate.... maybe remove that shit from the ballot and add things like..."would you like Toyota to know where you are when you send emails about your period?" That would be useful.

  • USA: Court rules automakers can record and intercept owner text messages

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  • Double you fucking tee eff? Holybonkerslaw Batman! Now what? Can Motorola take pictures of me while I take a shower watching porn?...err, sending emails?

  • What are the worst names you could give a baby boy?

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  • Friends of Mike Oak.

  • What the actual fuck

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  • What do ruzzians do when they know they need to loose a few pounds? They go to war of course! Did you know that a bullet hole can make you loose anywhere between one and fifty pounds? And that's not including the actual brass or lead. Larger motion tends to remove pounds fast! Way fast. Many of the same ruzzians will start with just one and then gather a bunch of weight loss really quickly. Others like to get the one shot and gradually, over a period of several months loose a lot of weight. Like a lot. Some are not even flesh and bones, some are just bones.

  • The three mice joke.

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  • Nicely done 👍

  • Biden Wants Arms Deals With Israel to Be Done in Complete Secrecy, Without Congress

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  • Biden is president. Things went my way. But let's imagine that this was how you got lunch.

    Hmm, Josh! I want a hamburger!... okay buddy I promise I'll bring you a hamburger. I'm just going to be your food delegate in the food acquisition team.

    Josh! I want a salad! .. and I want a spoon full of extra virgin olive oil!. Josh I want an apple! Hey Josh can I get some Doritos crushed in a bowl and mixed with jalapeno and chicken nuggets!

    Then Josh goes to the big food acquisition meeting... My team wants a spoon full of extra virgin olive oil!

    Then you wait half an hour and you get a turkey sandwich but you're vegan so you eat the three onion rings.

    70 percent of the office was vegan too, but only 5 of the food delegates were vegan. The other 20 were old timers that have been ordering the food for the past seven years. They like turkey sandwiches. So you get turkey sandwich.

    I hope you enjoy your turkey sandwich 🥪. 😂 LOL. At least it wasn't a lump of lard with a tupee.

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    I'll go study alone in my room then...

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  • Came to say this.

  • Heh

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  • Newton: "FagMad!"

    Coulumb: "Fuckyouare!"

  • MS Edge browser wants really hard to stay

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  • Wow, that's annoying. I'm gonna hold off for windows 12 when the European union forces Microsoft to not be such an asshole.

  • MS Edge browser wants really hard to stay

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  • I would!

  • "The kickflip was implied, so I didnt think it was worth mentioning"

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  • Good thing they have a kid at the front. That way you are relatively protected from accidental crashes.

  • Introducing the Nextcloud AI Assistant - local, privacy-respecting, and fully open source 🎉

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  • Hey! This is Bob, your friendly NC AI assistant. I noticed all your dick pics had very small dicks so I've increased the length to a more respectable 8.5" and requested assistance from your 7 female contacts about girth size. User "your mother " preferred the 1.5 size but was ok with 400% increase "if that's what you're into". You agreed to show your privates in private with user "Neighbor" tonight at 7:30. He suggested silicone lube. All images are uploaded and available for your review on your Facebook timeline. Let me know if I should increase the size or if the color is off. User "Coworker" complained about the color and will be discussing it with your manager and you tomorrow first thing.

    How may I be of assistance today?

  • Arm Acquires Minority Stake in Raspberry Pi

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  • Let the shittification games begin! Meanwhile if you need us, we'll be looking for a different obscure controller to make an automated band wagon with and jump on it.

  • New videos of Tesla Cybertruck off-roading appear to show it struggling to climb up a steep dirt hill

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  • The only difference is that when it comes to repairing the clutch on the jeep, you can just go get a coffee with your Tesla because it doesn't have one. I bet that the Tesla just needs a lower gear to win that competition. The jeep wins because it's very light and has a low gear.

  • MS Edge browser wants really hard to stay

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  • I couldn't find a complaint with a quick googling.... probably because Google is now a shitty place to find stuff. But check out the process for changing over to another browser. It's so fucking annoying.

  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    MS Edge browser wants really hard to stay

    www.theverge.com /22714629/windows-11-microsoft-browser-edge-chrome-firefox
  • Linux @lemmy.ml
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    Why is X.org not suing bird site X.com?

  • Reddit @lemmy.ml
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    If reddit banned you permanently, do you still have the right to be forgotten?

  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.ml
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    A bunch of automated cars appearently blocked traffic somewhere.

    laserdisc.party /@radicalrobit/110889115910616950
  • Green - An environmentalist community @lemmy.ml
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    r/skeptic - Fact-checking review of "The Plant Paradox: The Hidden Dangers of 'Healthy' Foods that Cause Disease and Weight Gain"

    www.reddit.com /r/skeptic/comments/6u37ic/factchecking_review_of_the_plant_paradox_the/
  • Technology @lemmy.ml
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    YouTube wishes you a live beam sexy sexy foxy Thanksgiving. for and your kids!

  • Privacy @lemmy.ml
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    Signal alternative to SMS is not Simplex

  • Fediverse @lemmy.ml
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    Google is fucked, long live Fedsrch?

    mastodon.social /@werefreeatlast/109308566600669229
  • Technology @lemmy.ml
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    Tom's Hardware: AMD Becomes Leading Player in Decentralized Storage Initiative.

    www.tomshardware.com /news/amd-becomes-leading-player-in-decentralized-storage-initiative
  • Green - An environmentalist community @lemmy.ml
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    Mid summer, August 04, it rained in Seattle.

  • Privacy @lemmy.ml
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    What is your favorite password manager?