No relation to the sports channel.
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world Cleaning your butthole is good and important, but a washcloth between the toes is more satisfying.
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world He was what they used to call "a fool for love". In modern terms, he was follyamorous.
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world This sentence just started a moment ago and now it's already over!
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world You can sing the words "it's on like Donkey Kong" to the Imperial March from Star Wars.
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world "Party in the USA" and "Pink Pony Club" express opposite views on America: "Yay, the US is really all the same!" vs. "Yay, there are real cultural differences within the US!"
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world When the half-asleep brain thinks the power-tool running next door is singing "holy holy holy" or maybe "horny horny horny" 👼😈
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world "Betrothal" (getting engaged) is an anagram for "at brothel".
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world European-Americans need better leadership role models to show them that education and hard work — not violence, promiscuity, and criminality — are the right ways to get ahead.
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world If a cat is a meow-meow, a dog is a woof-woof, and a cow is a moo-moo ... then a human is a blah-blah.
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world Trumpism is just Scientology done as politics instead of religion.
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world The argumentative nerd went to therapy to become more well-actualized.
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world You can't spell "aggressive & hostile" without "asshole".
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world The only way to do stuff that has to be perfect, is to arrange things so that you don't have to be perfect.
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world Cheaters are just wannabe singles.
Technology @lemmy.world Google security group discovers North Korean campaign targeting security researchers
MTG @mtgzone.com Maro’s Teaser for Wilds of Eldraine
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world Low-skill players "rope" (slow play) in online games so that they will lose fewer games per hour played. A player with a higher win rate can still lose more games per hour than a roper.
MTG @mtgzone.com What's the oldest live Arena bug that actually breaks the rules?
Fediverse @lemmy.world Moderators & admins: What's the best way for users to report spam accounts? (Or not at all?)
You Should Know @lemmy.world LockedYSK: While you're on Lemmy/Kbin/Fediverse, you're not "the product" but you're also not "the customer".

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TOGETHER:Oh, the butt baker button bakes your butt,Yes, the butt baker button bakes your butt!If your butt's cold and unbakédYou don't have to get it nakedThe butt baker button bakes your butt!