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Ecco the dolphin

@ echolalia @lemmy.ml

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I am a time-traveling dolphin. An entity made of giant balls gave me the ability to breathe underwater, but this ability was recently stolen from me by aliens.

Sometimes I turn into a bird.

  • Have you ever met an actual dumb person?

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  • This.

    I also would like to point out being unable to learn things quickly isn't the same as being stubborn and incurious about the world. I'd much rather work with someone who is slow on the uptake or unobservant over someone who refuses to engage with new information.

    Also, no one is so smart that you can't learn something from someone who is "dumber" than you.

    This isn't a video game. There is no IQ stat on your character sheet.

  • Anyone else like this?

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  • GET WOUND

    GET ABSOLUTELY SPOOLED YOU FUKIN BOBBIN

  • My domain got abused on GitHub Pages

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  • My immersivepoints.com domain is only used for one website hosted as a GitHub page.

    I don't know all that much about DNS, but somehow I know more than this guy.

    Redirect all subdomains to a service you don't own -> unintended behavior when the service does its own thing. Pretty funny ngl.

  • Senate unanimously advances resolution suspending senators’ pay during shutdown

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  • What is this supposed to do exactly? Hurt only the senators that aren't independently wealthy / doing insider trading?

    We're supposed to pretend most of them are there for the paycheck and not the power?

  • Boy I was wrong about the Fediverse

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  • Pretending these comments only come from "stupid" people is abelist and provably false.

    I am defending those with barriers, not fascists.

  • Boy I was wrong about the Fediverse

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  • I know you probably didn't mean this, but I don't think accessibility barriers are good. Diversity of thought is strength and bad comments naturally sink to the bottom.

  • openSUSE has banned young people from their project, even scrolling the website

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  • Lemmy has porn

    I guess the opensuze lizard is naked

  • Choose your Tennessee starter

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  • Yea, maybe it makes more sense but would that make skunk dark type? The rick paper scissors for the starters wouldn't work then

  • Choose your Tennessee starter

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  • poison/fighting (skunk), dark (raccoon) and psychic (possum... playing possum is clearly a psychic move)

    The rock paper scissors works (kinda, not really. dark's immunity to psychic would either make the rival fight a little harder or very easy. Skunk should be poison /fighting for gameplay reasons)

  • arachno-communism

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  • (he’s a bad person though)

    I don't believe you

  • arachno-communism

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  • This joke is stolen

    Just like the surplus value from my labor

    (The art is nice I upvoted it)

  • To End ‘New Gilded Age,’ House Progressives Unveil Bill to Raise Federal Minimum Wage to $25 Per Hour

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  • My state has the minimum wage set at the federal minimum wage (7.25/hr) which is not livable in any area of the state.

    They even passed laws so our mostly Democratic-leaning urban city can't raise the minimum wage past the state minimum wage. The cost of living in that city is higher than my local area, where you can't find a 1br apartment for less than $900/month

    The federal wage has to be raised federally or red states will never do it.

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  • I missed your stuff

    What happened to the sdf Lemmy?

  • Take that ass back 👏 👏 👏 👏

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  • As a math major I'm concerned about those curly bois near mu/alpha in the background

  • The ‘unregistered Americans’: because of their parents, they do not exist.

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  • I recommend reading the article. You're not wrong but... I mean he has to deal with all that plus not being able to have a legal job, bank account, health insurance, car, apartment....

    Plus some sketchy dude he was illegally subletting from directly stole from him. Like, in a direct way.

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    I hate how every online comment on Lemmy is basically just like "the government is about to kill you anyways, please go be a martyr and do political violence"... 🧐

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  • Hexbear/others has a word for what is featured in the OP image - adventurism. They take a dim view of it. They point out doing violence like this does not end up serving the perpetrator's political goals. Instead they point out (rightfully) that people need to organize, build up their local community, get to know your neighbors, etc to affect change in the world.

    Sure, they joke about it occasionally, they are edgelords, but adventurism doesn't further their aims and they are direct with posters who aren't shitposting.

    They really don't have anything to do with this. You even mention this poster is probably right-wing. Its pretty clear that (insert instance you don't like) isn't involved if you're not looking for new evil things the evil tankies did.

  • The Free Market Lie: Why Switzerland Has 25 Gbit Internet and America Doesn't

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  • I live in a city. There is only one cable provider (Comcast) on my street or DSL (slow). I get less than 1 gig, can't remember what we actually pay for. Doesn't matter, comcast wont fix it anyway. The article describes my experience pretty accurately.

    Fiber isn't coming to my neighborhood due to geography (there is a small lake isolating my neighborhood from the existing networks).

    Before I moved here we lived in an apartment with a choice between two cable internet providers.

    Not everywhere in America is lucky to have options like yours.

  • Trump’s Signature to Be Added to U.S. Dollars | President Trump is set to be the first sitting president to have his signature appear on America’s currency.

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  • Its the hoods the Ku Klux Klan wears

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    TIL sword yoga is a new fitness trend.

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  • Yes, but what I am saying is, everyone here at Lemmy.com.nz.ml has more in common with this lady than some normal person who wouldn't do sword yoga (lmao) or talk to a reporter about it. I, personally, am deeply cringe and would never talk to a reporter about my weird ass hobbies.

    My comment was aimed at the folks posting "well acktually u don't use swords in yoga try a real martial art 🤓" or that one down voted person talking about karens, for some reason.