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  • Coming from ‘Merca, I wholeheartedly support this measure. If one lesson was learned from WWII, it’s that as soon as you’ve identified a bully, you have to accept that diplomacy is no longer an option. Bullies don’t understand diplomacy, and don’t respect it. All they know, or respond to, is what they perceive as strength and/or power. At a more basic level, friendship means nothing to them because it’s a foreign concept.

  • Dating is essentially butt-sniffing. The longer you do it, the more familiar it all is. And it is a commitment - for many they’re committing to focus their interest on one person for a bit to see if they want to make it a longer commitment.

    That said, I got a great piece of advice after getting out of a long relationship. A friend told me romantic relationships only end in one of two ways: you break up or someone dies. You only have control over one of those scenarios, so how can it be a Bad Thing all the time?

  • Y’all, every relationship is different, sometimes wildly different. It’s true that every relationship takes some work. How much is dependent on the relationship itself.

  • Slowest pitch in history.

  • Same.

  • “Ireland to lead EU drive to kill social media.”

    FTFY.

  • This is the mentality to have through November, 2026.

  • I thought the same thing! I think this is the first picture of the whole stupid title, and I’ve been laughing about it since I first assumed they left the original “The” in place.

    Around the same time they did this, I also saw the picture of the sign they put outside the Oval Office. Like it’s a fucking restaurant! So now these two stupid things that stupid man did are forever intertwined in my head.

  • He should hide ASAP, before he winds up “not deported” in El Salvador or somewhere in Africa.

  • Finally watched Peacemaker, and it was fun. Started a rewatch on The Expanse since I’ve been reading the books. Also watching Peep Show, which is kind of hit and miss.

  • Out of a cannon.

  • Oh I know! And for some reason, it keeps cracking me up. I’m sure I’ll tire of it, but I’m not there yet.

  • Yew fackin’ dizzy cunt. This is moai fackin’ ranch! All say anything I fackin’ won’t abat eet!

  • Same here. I don’t mind microblogging, but I find it hard to find good content to follow on Mastodon. Also not a fan of my feed being filled with replies. Not having the thread right there for context is distracting and annoying.

    No idea what sharkey is. Don’t really care to find out.

  • I’ve seen many writers say comedy is probably the hardest thing to write. Mainly because the obvious joke usually won’t make people laugh, and different people find different things funny. Slap-stick is probably the hardest form of comedy. It’s mostly made up of the “obvious joke,” and physical humor is pretty hard to do right.

  • Sweary Aussie Drama still gets me. It’s so dumb, but I love it.

  • Same as everyone else, I came over with the API refugees. I still lurk on Reddit using Brave (that and YT are the only things I use Brave for) because some communities there are still good fountains of information. I don’t post or vote on anything there, though.

    Still have Apollo on my phone though.

  • “let him without sin throw the first rock”

    It’s shocking how many “religious” people have forgotten this.

  • Came here for this. Yeah, you’re the enemy because you invaded another country, and have been trying to gaslight the rest of the world about it ever since. In fairness, though, the gaslighting has worked on one particular idiot.

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world

    Setting up VPS (finally)

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world
    Locked

    Family Email w/ Custom Domain

  • News @lemmy.world

    Burger King Braces for the Demise of the Penny

    www.msn.com /en-us/money/companies/burger-king-braces-for-the-demise-of-the-penny/ar-AA1PQGIi
  • News @lemmy.world

    A New Bill Aims to Ban Both Adult Content Online and VPN Use. Could It Work?

    www.cnet.com /tech/services-and-software/how-a-new-bill-tries-to-ban-both-adult-content-online-and-vpn-use-and-if-it-could-work/
  • Apple @lemmy.world

    macOS Tahoe Unpopular(?) Opinion

  • Windows 11 @lemmy.world

    RDP kills Ethernet performance

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world

    Where is Immich going to be in 1 year? What's your prediction?

  • Apple @lemmy.world

    Today in Apple history: Steve Jobs acknowledges MobileMe failure

    www.cultofmac.com /apple-history/steve-jobs-mobileme-email
  • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world

    French fries

  • Apple @lemmy.ml

    iPhone 17

    www.cultofmac.com /news/iphone-17-rumors-pictures
  • Linux @lemmy.ml

    libvirt VM not getting IP

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world

    Plex Server Replacement

  • News @lemmy.world

    What Happened to Marco Rubio

    slate.com /news-and-politics/2025/04/donald-trump-news-marco-rubio-deportation-arrests.html
  • News @lemmy.world

    Virginia flag banned in Texas district over exposed breast

    www.axios.com /local/richmond/2025/04/17/texas-school-district-virginia-flag-ban-nudity
  • cats @lemmy.world

    Twitch likes to rest on my ankle while I eat breakfast every morning

  • 3DPrinting @lemmy.world

    Given BambuLabs recent issues what now?

  • British Telly @feddit.uk

    Good British comedy

  • Formuladank – The No.1 source for motorsports news since 1837 @lemmy.world

    Brundle out there being a walking meme