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Tomtits

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  • Find Cow

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  • Plenty if you're Scottish

  • If she had lived into the Botox era.

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  • It was only because of the crash people realised that she had pretty bad dandruff

    Her head and shoulders were found in the glovebox

  • If she had lived into the Botox era.

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  • ...as in after the crash

  • If she had lived into the Botox era.

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  • Was this painted after the crash?

  • Suspect dies after trading gunfire with officers near White House, Secret Service says

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  • Trading gunfire is such a weird phrase

    Swapping gunfire?

    Exchanging gunfire?

    Pawning gunfire??

  • Removed

    Why do my parents judge my friends based on appearance?

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  • How come the AI image isn't near a canal?

    How long before you start banging on and on about chavs?

  • This Daily Mirror comic from 1923

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  • Phones that could only store 10 SMSesses

  • This Daily Mirror comic from 1923

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  • I've been offered more babies to hold than times people have rang me

  • Iran Has Destroyed Roughly $1 Billion Worth of US Reaper Drones

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  • So they took 'Don't fear the reaper' literally

  • Yougov surveys

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  • I've had a fair few fiddies off them like.

    I was unaware of the Torification however

  • Trump says he's sending 5,000 more troops to Poland, stirring confusion about US presence in Europe

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  • He doesn't stir it, he emulsifies it

  • Michael Bay to Direct Operation Epic Fury Rescue Film About Two Pilots Recovered From Iran

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  • Inexplicably in Iran

  • Ask UK @feddit.uk
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    Yougov surveys

  • What piece of media thoroughly disappointed you?

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  • I read the book Flashforward.

    Then I watched the TV adaptation

  • Michael Bay to Direct Operation Epic Fury Rescue Film About Two Pilots Recovered From Iran

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  • Will the one chasing be a Hilux with a machine gun on the bed?

  • Do young people still say words like "taped"?

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  • Makes sense I guess

  • The house always wins

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  • Quantitative easing

  • Do young people still say words like "taped"?

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  • Yes, congratulations on being the first ever person to recognise it

  • Do young people still say words like "taped"?

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  • My van still has manual windows.

    People still use hang up in the UK

  • What’s the best crisps flavour and why is everyone else wrong?

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  • You tried the Real Ham and Mustard flavour?

    Their jalapeño ones were pretty decent so hopefully these will be peng.

    I saw them in a pub but unfortunately I didn't exactly have an appetite

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
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    Found a head bone

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
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    Excuse the slop, genuine question in body

  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world
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    Saw this new plaque on the way to the shop

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Why is Sherlock Holmes' favourite restaurant a Mexican restaurant?

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
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    Made a foldawable, yea I just made that up.

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
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    Teeny tiny tajiny

  • memes @hexbear.net
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    Whatever they're made out of, they'll never change

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
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    Wood shed repaired and almost fully stocked.

  • aww @lemmy.world
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    Donna meeting the most interesting cat in the world et al.

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
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    Fixed minirig charger

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    With Iran letting certain nations sail through the SOH then false flag attacks might go back to it's original meaning

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    How many messengers were shot before the saying came about?

  • Memes @sopuli.xyz
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    I know it's illegal but that's a bit drastic

  • Music @lemmy.world
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    Getdown Services - Dog Dribble

  • pics @lemmy.world
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    Fallas in Valencia

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Is the Earth Song by Micheal Jackson a classic case of whataboutism?

  • Casual UK @feddit.uk
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    Man reviews cafés

    www.russelldavies.com /ebcb/typepad/eggbaconchipsandbeans/index.html
  • Casual UK @feddit.uk
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    Wetherspoon to open first pub in Spain – offering garlic prawns and beer from 6am

    www.theguardian.com /business/2025/nov/21/wetherspoons-opens-first-pub-spain-alicante-airport-eu
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    ‘Possibly the most prolific sex offender in British history’: the inside story of the Medomsley scandal

    www.theguardian.com /society/2025/nov/20/possibly-the-most-prolific-sex-offender-in-british-history-the-inside-story-of-the-medomsley-scandal