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@ Wertheimer @hexbear.net

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  • Better call me a toiletatarian, because I continue to think that anyone who uses the word "illiberal" should be swirlied.

  • “You call yourself an apex predator, but look like this?

  • In 2016 Republican primary candidates could barely name any American women they weren't related to.

    The Republican candidates were asked which woman they would like to see on the $10 bill, as the Treasury Department announced earlier this year.

    Rand Paul: Susan B. Anthony

    Mike Huckabee: My wife

    Marco Rubio: Rosa Parks

    Ted Cruz: "I wouldn’t change the $10 bill, I’d change the 20" with Rosa Parks

    Ben Carson: My mother

    Donald Trump: Daughter Ivanka and Rosa Parks

    Jeb Bush: Margaret Thatcher — “probably illegal, but what the heck”

    Scott Walker: Clara Barton

    Carly Fiorina: "I wouldn’t change — I think honestly, it’s a gesture."

    John Kasich: "I would pick Mother Teresa."

    Chris Christie: "The Adams family has been shorted in the currency business."

  • We still live in 2000, when in reality we are much closer to 2050.

    It's pretty close, though.

  • I had a friend whose drug dealer's day job was lecturing people about cigarettes for Truth.

  • And yet they tell us that only users lose drugs. More propaganda from the DARE crowd.

  • Since Modi is the Volcel Prime Minister we're going to need all the celibacy we can get from our heroes, even if it took place almost 60 years ago.

  • SLOP.

    Jump
  • Kathy Hochul will vote for Bruce Blakeman if people are smart, you heard it here first

  • They thought "gilded" meant "golden" this whole time, but they just got back from trying to pawn their jewelry and they're quite shaken by what they've learned.

  • Why is Josh Shapiro abandoning Jared from Subway and one of the lesser Kennedys?

  • He's the only one he can see eye-to-eye with.

  • The most important difference between Israel and the U.S. is that Israel gets its hamburgers killed, whereas the U.S. makes burgers and frankfurters Supreme Court justices. This truly is the land grill of opportunity.

  • "I empathize with Americans who are exhausted after 25 years of foreign entanglements in the Middle East. I understand the concern, but the difference is that back then we had dumb presidents and now we have a president who actually knows how to accomplish America's national security objectives."

    . . . but with releasing assets. Easy peasy.

    Although, yeah, a broken promise is more likely.

  • Turns out the "madman theory" of foreign relations is yet another imperial boomerang.

  • Vance's birthday is in August. The funniest version of this funniest possible outcome is if it happens after we get a new "Happy birthday to this future president" tweet right before he eats shit.

  • Years of spending hundreds of millions to block laws and defeat ballot measures that could cost them tens of millions have prepared them for this. Is class interest the only thing more powerful than the profit motive?

  • news @hexbear.net

    The walls are closing in on the Parliamentarian

    truthout.org /articles/trump-demands-firing-of-parliamentarian-over-disagreement-on-ballroom-funding/
  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Kelly - Calves and Have-Nots

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    Liberals learn the word “campism”: Vox’s “The Real Problem With Hasan Piker”

    archive.is /Qb7W3
  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    Teenage Eve Fartlow just dropped

    archive.is /s0mvN
  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    It really is his name

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Kelly - Inhuman Resources

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    American-Studies Journal Articles Biased Against U.S., Analysis Says

    www.wsj.com /arts-culture/books/american-studies-biased-progessive-policy-institute-quarterly-4a97da3b
  • news @hexbear.net

    Amid ICE Crackdown, Unions and Community Groups Call for Minnesota Shutdown in 10 Days

    inthesetimes.com /article/minneapolis-renee-good-ice-shooting-labor-unions
  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    NYT: Being poor, and/or noticing poverty, is Chinese propaganda

    archive.is /20260113052146/https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/business/china-american-poverty.html
  • philosophy @hexbear.net

    Rest in piss, John Searle (cw - sa, racism)

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/John_Searle
  • news @hexbear.net

    RIP Assata Shakur

    www.whatimreading.net /p/assata-shakur-political-activist-dead
  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Kelly - Concentration Scamp

  • languagelearning @hexbear.net

    Bit idea - a liberal learning German and getting offended at not only "die Ukraine" but also "die Schweiz"

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    The Great Struggle Session, also known as the Struggle Session of 1054, is the break of communion between the Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox parties since 1054.

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Seanis Beanis

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Kelly: Yahweh or the Highway

  • philosophy @hexbear.net

    "Understanding the psychology of norms is crucial for pursuing social justice."

    aeon.co /essays/why-does-moral-progress-feel-preachy-and-annoying
  • news @hexbear.net

    John Rizzo, C.I.A. Lawyer Who Sanctioned Waterboarding, Dies at 73

    archive.is /MQvl7