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@ VicksVaporBBQrub @sh.itjust.works

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Work, play, procrastinate, and panic.

  • Training Indian Special Forces

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  • "Come on, mateys, step in time...Load the magazine, step in time...Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme...Fire at will, step in time!"

  • Chinese robot tries to dance like Michael Jackson

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  • Gravity indeed.

    Comedian Fred Berry, the guy who played Rerun from "What's Happening", came with headliner Pauly Shore at a stand-up show in my hometown back in like 2000. Famous for his high voice, high energy, and red beret - he accidentally walked right off the frontend of the stage mid-set. He was portly, so it wasn't graceful. He continues the rest of his set in the pit until he introduces Pauly on stage -- to which Pauly books it top speed and jumps in after him.MC: Would you 2 fools get outta there!Pauly: No. We like down here!Rerun: We've accepted our fate. It's closer to hell down here.Pauly: Trust me, I'd be easier if you just bring everyone into the pit.

  • Someone drove a Tesla Cybertruck into a lake to test 'Wade Mode.' It didn't end well.

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  • In a parallel universe... DOGE Musk deploys his cybernavy in a attempt to blockade the Strait of Hormuz. A flotilla of teslas was dropped into the waters only to immediately burst into flames due to the salt water. A 2nd wave of cars stationed on a base in Egypt sympathetically started smoking. "They were fully-automated and remoted-in and we couldn't turn them off without a forced uptdate", said reassigned Space Force baseman. Musk sent a recall patch to the surviving smoldering fleet. The cars (including 14,211 unrelated privately-owned teslas) started self-driving to the nearest Tesla repair dealership located in Tallahassee, Florida... from Egypt. An estimated loss of 111 trillion dollars is estimated, but experts officially stopped counting and just declared the entire Tesla brand defunct. 15 years later rusty empty cars encrusted with barnacles are still reported pulling into dealerships that have long since turned into vacant lots or Taco Bells.

  • Someone drove a Tesla Cybertruck into a lake to test 'Wade Mode.' It didn't end well.

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  • FYI

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  • Cats exist entirely inside their own universe. Merely visibly cohabitating in ours as a one-off domesticated chimera from a larger lineage - sentinels of themselves, holders of cat knowledge, and sources of allergy. I guess it is because we are on their terms for answers of why. And why not -- we have the 'nip!

  • The Enshittification Train

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  • ...they can have ̶t̶̶h̶̶e̶̶ ̶̶4̶̶ ̶ the whole enchilada everything I know as mexican food."

  • The Enshittification Train

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  • Awe dang. I have a theory that the more we push away their data centers they will recoup it one cpu\gpu at a time at the user-end. This is testing that feasibility.

  • Are you telling me they don't?

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  • I hear if you pay more you can have a girlfriend experience.

  • The Exploding Whale

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  • Boys, the buffet just opened!MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE...

  • Wanton Destruction Of CBS Property - Letterman & Colbert Toss Stuff Off The Roof Of The Ed Sullivan

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  • Craig Ferguson during his stand-up tour talking about his CBS cancellation..."They kept telling me, 'watch your weight, watch your accent'. And what'd they do - use an even fatter guy with an even worse-er accent."

    Good luck Mf's indeed!

  • Is this worth 5 dollars

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  • I randomly picked a future time. Did I accidentally reference something I'm not remembering? Star Trek:TNG or maybe Futurama pokes around that era.

  • Is this worth 5 dollars

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  • Circa 22nd century, Redux Peanuts, The Succession -- a redomestication of feral Snoopy.

  • Am I the only one that believe the US has to go through some sort of painful transition/civil war/revolution to fix it? Is reforms from Democrats enough?

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  • Co-ops, unions, small businesses are very beneficial many-fold. The disconnect from those benefits happens when a bigbox entity imparts people with sticker shock, or bargains, or lowest price guarantees. It's not just a peoples' will -- it was will\choice becomes hidden or removed when bigbox puts down too many big roots.

    I believe painful will be the transition because it will be long-drawn and painfully slow, to bounce back. Reasoning example- "...too many people are happy with what they have".

  • A major watchdog says data centers are wreaking havoc on North America's power grid

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  • "Accidental spider release plagues nearby town. 'Nobody wants to fall asleep anymore', says citizen."

  • California farmers to destroy 420,000 peach trees after Del Monte collapses

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  • 🍑Envy!🍑

  • me_irl

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  • The world sitting idle in their ships in the Strait of Hormuz while the US do weird things.

  • California farmers to destroy 420,000 peach trees after Del Monte collapses

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  • Yes! I was looking for this comment. I live smack in California central valley. Farms here flex continuously with a multitude of crops. Strawberry, walnuts, cherry, and almond are top long-runners. There are also so many unexpected other high value crops here; like blueberry, spinach, sugar beet, olives, garlic, pistachios, etc.

    Del Monte was only one processor. But every one of their factories continues on doing something else that's currently in abundance here.

    If local market isn't demanding, one final attempt is the export market. We are currently doing this with alfalfa (hay), rice, and wine.

    And on a final fruit note, pears are slowly following the fate of peaches. Dont know why. Currently Brazil and Mexico just make 'em better.

  • Jumper! We got a jumper!! (and... sadly, it's AI) (see analysis comment below)

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  • Holy moly. Then truly a demonstration of wealth of sorts -- unfettered data processing power. 🤖👍

  • I mean... even I did

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    Request to moderate 2 weather communities

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    Did you see what that marine craft dealership salesman did during the halftime show?

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    Only Chuck Norris can use a copy machine and get an original

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    Movie plot- pro driver steals diamond affixed to a F1 racecar during live race

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    After this guy you should see Barbara mix cement

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    Something that finally rhymes with orange

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    We're open 9 to 5

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    Future captcha challenge, animated? Try to select all nectarines in the image...

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    Better Call Sol

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    How poutine was discovered

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    Was once a warrior - now reincarnated back as a desert rain frog

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    Literally

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    Found the problem, sir. There's panties and pieces of laptop in your intake manifold.

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    Corgi cookie

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    A Rick Roll made by There I Ruined It

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    What fashion thing would you like to see comeback after a few centuries?

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    Snoop Dog reacts to his song getting auto-tuned by There I Ruined It

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    Retail stores Oct 31 --> Nov1

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    I ❤️ Uranus 🛑We Brake 4 NOBODY!!🛑

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    Patrick's hat trick