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Tylerdurdon

@ Tylerdurdon @lemmy.world

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  • Why does Andrew Tate dress like he stumbled backward through River Island in 2002?

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  • Because that's how a real man does it. Just like how he never cries like a real man, and sticks his thumbs up his ass during auto-felacio like a real man.

  • Bought an old trailer. Working on refusbishing the important bits

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  • Don't forget to refill the blinker fluid.

  • Professional help?

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  • Thanks!

  • Professional help?

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  • Thank you very much!

  • Professional help?

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  • Thanks!

  • Professional help?

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  • Autism @lemmy.world
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    Professional help?

  • Kevin Hart doesn't know why you're asking him about things said at The Roast Of Kevin Hart

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  • See, the joke works like this: Kevin Hart has lost a lot of popularity and apparently gotten desperate to remain relevant (did I hear rumors of porn?), so thus, I pretend to never have heard of him. This is funny because it's a direct contradiction to what he's trying to do. The end.

  • Kevin Hart doesn't know why you're asking him about things said at The Roast Of Kevin Hart

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  • Who's Kevin Hart?

  • A de-extinction company has hatched live chicks from an artificial eggshell

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  • Now they need a private island and a theme song by John Williams.

  • Literally a shitpost.

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  • I mean, you'd be remembered in history, eh? It might come back every generation or so..."Dude! Look at what I found! This page shows that Shitting Girl is apparently someone forever stuck in a squat on Mount Everest! We have to go!"

    They'd bring even more garbage up there in memoriam and some would die in prayer to the squatted wonder. Then one day, the mass of trash and accumulated snow would crack and the shitting wonder would avalanche to be lost until the aliens would track you down, freeze you in Carbonite, and sell you in the nearest intergalactic flea market. You get the idea.

  • Fit girls role call

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  • Amen, brother. Could crack a AA battery in two!

  • Stadium construction begins at White House for UFC Freedom 250

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  • So embarrassing...

  • Whispers only please, the halfrica twin is taking a nap.

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  • Sleep tight little one, please don't wet the bed

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  • One thing that no one ever told me about being a parent was that it would be so much fun. Getting to be the one who introduces another human to everything doesn't get old. Is it challenging? Of course, but everything in life has pros and cons. The bond I have with the little ones is something I'd never give up and life before was easy-mode. You do have to grow beyond being selfish though. Some people can't (and that's okay, they shouldn't be parents). That's what this picture makes me think.

  • Trump Administration Overpaid for DHS Warehouses Owned by President’s Allies: Report

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  • Sounds like grifting. This guy? Grift? Nawwwww

  • Trump’s $1.8 Billion Slush Fund Will Benefit Criminals and the President Himself

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  • "...Criminals and the president..."

    They could have just said criminals.

  • Cultural impact

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  • I didn't realize Zuckerberg was in it

  • Trump officials plan to repeal limits on ‘forever chemicals’ in drinking water

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  • Par for the course

  • Badger Badger Badger Video Officially Preserved by British Film Institute

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  • I got my friend with that one back in the day. It was Flash so much harder to detect a loop than a video. I told him the ending was hilarious and he managed about 20 minutes of badger badger badger badger badger until he figured it out.

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    Picture display issue for the last couple weeks

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Why is space 2 dimensional?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Can a COVID test show your level of infectiousness?

  • Starfield @lemmy.zip
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    Clutter - what's it all for?

  • Starfield @lemmy.zip
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    Notes from a new starship thief

  • Starfield @lemmy.zip
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    Latest from Joel Haver

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    The 3 little pigs would all have died were it not for the valiant efforts of the first 2 in stalling the big bad wolf.

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