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  • At first I thought it’a a malnourished zombie gentleman’s leg, then my 5th grade French that I thought long gone KICKED IN

  • Coffee milk cereal

  • I mean yeah, brand loyalty can be detrimental. But that shouldn't make you ignore patterns

  • Man i keep wondering whats the deal with portuguese and shoes! It's like making indistructible shoes is part of the fucking constitution of Portugal

  • Buy European @feddit.uk

    European shoes you swear by?

  • Bro that's like as big as the first 2 books combined...THANKS

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Dumbledore and Prisoner's Barbecue

  • I think you can definitely crush some eggs

  • I love you Mcbludda

  • Yessir

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Uhh freaky squeaky, like a yucky ducky 😫😫😫

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    You have the right to remain...rolling on the floor in utter pain

  • I'm a somelier of sorts in this particular trade

  • It means your options have just been limited

  • It's yolking time 🥚🔨

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    🫵 Bang

  • Lol you're right, let me cast a torsion shield spell for you

  • Just busting your balls bro

  • Its just physical humor, and the images arent unrelated, in every post so far each character has telekinesis, or the ability to twist your testicle chords on demand, like a samoan playing ukulele

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    while playing ping-pong haha could you detonate one of my ba-

  • Got carried away, sorry. Its a meme about testicular torsion, which is a very physically painful thing to experience and can happen to any testicle wearer

  • It's cable season

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH scooping watermelon with a plastic bag sound

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    wet snapping sound

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    When you finish the dishes but the drain gunk's lookin yummy

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Gimme that phonecharger-in-a-travel-bag twist

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Script's running guys and gals 👻

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Like a Soulslike bonfire

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Uhh gotta shy my hulud or something like that

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Chewy surprise 😫

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Next up I'll deep fry your car keys

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Whatta my color? 🤩

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    It's pepper fever