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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world I was having a small procedure the other day and I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthesia......
Dad Jokes @lemmy.world I bought a new taser the other day but discovered I was holding it wrong.....
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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world Did you know I identify as condescending?
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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world Did you hear about the guy who died when a giant copy of the periodic table fell on him?
Dad Jokes @lemmy.world I have a friend that was engaged 5 times but never married....
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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world Why does Sherlock Holmes always get a big tax return?
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I do enjoy the idea, but I feel we have to call it out just like we do every time Texas talks about leaving. This issue has been settled (violently).
If you get a majority of the northern population centers and economies to seceed it would be more feasible, but it would result in an actual shooting civil war. One state (with the exception of California) isn't enough to go it alone.