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Thebeardedsinglemalt

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  • Me_irl

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  • Anyone remember that whole "athletic scholarship" scandal from a few years back, then Doctor Dre was bragging about his daughter getting into USC on her own...until someone pointed out he just donated millions of dollars to the school....

  • Sleepy Trump, 79, Slumps to the Side in Oval Office Briefing

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  • Dozy diaper dementia donny the daughter diddler.

  • Sleepy Trump, 79, Slumps to the Side in Oval Office Briefing

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  • You should check out trumpcriticizestrump. A site/sub dedicated to literally miniscule thing he shamed Obama for that he did far far worse himself.

    He went nuts saying any president who has a govt shutdown during his term should immediately be removed form office. Now, this orange kid fucking nazi has one every year, each one record breakingly longer than the last.

  • Sleepy Trump, 79, Slumps to the Side in Oval Office Briefing

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  • And diet cokes

  • Sleepy Trump, 79, Slumps to the Side in Oval Office Briefing

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  • Just like after the first term

  • White House Explodes Over Viral Video of Sleepy Trump, 79

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  • Yeah and he spent a lot of time claiming Drag queens were groomers and pedos.

  • Retirement Plan 🕛

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  • I ran the numbers for your retirement. Have you considered dying young?

  • Maga leaders want ‘traditional American families’ – but can’t stop having affairs

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  • Well let's just look at the Dorito Mussolin....

    • Panders to and pushes christian values but...

      • Several divorces, cheated on all his wives with other women, including infidelity on his "current" wife with a porn star

      • Half a dozen kids across several mothers

      • Sells bibles with his branding on them

      • Totally cool with cold idol statues of himself

      • Wouldn't even swear in while touching a Bible

    • Pushed hard that drag queens were "groomers" and "pedos", despite mountains of irritable evidence he was raping kids, via parents and especially Epstein.

  • Anon does genealogy

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  • Is probably one of those who screams DEI = Didn't Earn It...but is also pisses he wasnt born into advantages

  • Do you agree?

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  • Then cut your pay

  • They have a point

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  • And killed a bunch of US citizens

  • True words of wisdom

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  • Only mildly related but during COVID I loved the comparison of wearing masks and peeing in proximity to people.

    If you're 1 foot apart, and neither of us is wearing pants, I'll pee all over you. If neither is wearing pants but we're 6 feet apart, and the very worst you might get minor splashed on your shoes. If we're within a foot, and only you are wearing pants, I'll piss all over your pants. If only I'm wearing pants, I'll piss myself. If we're both wearing pants, then it doesn't matter who pisses their pants it'll all be contained.

  • Beastly

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  • And if its anything like the stuff he put out, it's rigged with a plant, like the kid of someone who works for him, from the beginning so he doesn't have to really pay anything

  • Pete Hegseth removes all women and some Black service members from navy promotion list

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  • Right-wingers: they were only on the list because they're women/minorities!

    No, that's the reason they were taken off the list.

  • Pete Hegseth removes all women and some Black service members from navy promotion list

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  • Overqualified?

  • The truth is out there

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  • Ever go on a date with a woman and you have so much in common, make the same jokes, same references, you feel you hit it off so well, kiss at the end of the night, both agree to make plans for a 2nd date, and the next morning she texts says something's not clicking and deletes you?

    That hit for the next week, but she probably stopped thinking about you after she hit send

  • Where's a Rickroll when you need one?

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    Trump’s ex-border chief speaks alongside neo-Nazis at pro-fascism summit

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  • This isn't even mild-shock at this point. How much you wanna bet he's touched a little kid a few times

  • Aye, captain

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  • It's retract plank, not remove plank.

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    Green beer? Make it so!

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    I wonder if Damar drinks kanar with his Hungarian hot dogs

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    MRW AWS got glitchy and my chat apps stopped working

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    MRW AWS got glitchy and my chat apps stopped working

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    Boy Wonder: A Limerick

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    From one "Old Man" to another

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    Jeri Ryan can slip into my DMs anytime

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    Sweet Trepidation of the Federation!

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    Title N/A (part III)

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    Robert's Picard-Oh

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    Picard has difficulty renovating the bathroom in his quarters

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    They're not stories for entertainment. They're a warning.

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    Oh brother you guessed, I'm a dude, dad!

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    Hey Vindicta, What's Happening...