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TheFunkyMonk

@ TheFunkyMonk @lemmy.world

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  • me_irl

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  • Dad definitely didn’t wash his hands.

  • Me_irl

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  • I’m not even sure I can work with pants on at this point.

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  • Knew who this was before even seeing the username, legend.

  • What's the best insult without any swears?

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  • Big fan of a slow disapproving head shake and a thumbs down. Especially in road rage situations (or any time I see a Cybertruck).

  • Project Hail Mary fans: fist my bump!

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  • 👎

  • Tattoos @lemmy.ml
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    Project Hail Mary fans: fist my bump!

  • I have the power

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  • I need to remember this as someone who can lucid dream but still has the occasional nightmare loops that lead to awful sleep.

  • Brimley napping like he pays rent

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  • He’s a rescue. Maybe hold off on judgement until you know what you’re talking about.

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    Brimley napping like he pays rent

  • Talent

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  • Amaze.

  • I want, nay need, to see your favourite pet photos

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  • I often can’t tell myself 😂

  • I want, nay need, to see your favourite pet photos

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  • Brimley

  • What would it take for you to switch to Linux?

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  • I empathize with this even as a highly computer literate person who works in tech. I turn 40 this year, and when I’m off the clock, I need to read books, touch grass, and live my life as if I don’t know how computers work.

  • What's your favorite animal?

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  • Maybe a capybara. Here’s me dying when I met some.

  • I've probably seen more naked ladies than my entire bloodline combined

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  • Adding this to the list of benefits to being snipped.

  • I never see them because they aren't legally allowed on the road.

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  • I heard a comedian a while back talking about how her husband gives people a thumbs down instead of flipping them off in road rage situations and it pisses people off so much more, so I’ve been doing that to cybertrucks. I love it.

  • Get bent, Brenda

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  • Talents leave AI companies: "They are putting profits over sanity and safety"

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  • What profits?

  • my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent

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  • Same. I sleep in my boxer briefs and PJs, support and comfort.

  • OH GOD YES

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  • Once I started just being honest about my social battery/commitment limit, I realized literally everyone either feels the same way or understands. I haven’t had a single negative reaction to saying something akin to the last sentiment. People appreciate it over a white lie, and if they don’t, they’re not worth the time.

  • Even though it didn't look like it, it did taste like chicken

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  • Just three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion.

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    Extra fluffy loaf

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    Made a Costco run and couldn’t help myself.

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    It’s called fashion, dad, look it up.

  • aww @lemmy.world
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    The best part of my doctor’s office, Lily!

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    Winston being a social butterfly

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    Winston’s been breaking out of his shell and was the talk of the bar last night.

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    I’ve been forgiven for today’s nail trim

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    Lu loves brushies

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    Sleepytime Tea is life.

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    First-time cuddles with the shy cat I’m watching, Lu.

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    I disturbed him when I got under the blanket.

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    I’m ready to go to bed but it’s currently illegal to move, open to suggestions.

  • Dogs @lemmy.world
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    Tucker doesn’t have much time left, so I’ve been borrowing him for brewery walks.

  • Ask Electronics @discuss.tchncs.de
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    Is there a way to precisely locate a Qi charging coil on a device?

  • aww @lemmy.world
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    The soft cone of shame is acceptable.