Skip Navigation

Stalinwolf

@ Stalinwolf @lemmy.ca

Posts
11
Comments
1156
Joined
3 yr. ago

🇨🇦

An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.

(Note: This might be misinformation)

  • The Simpsons

    Jump

  • Years ago I marathoned seasons 1 through 13 while enduring benzo withdrawals. I can absolutely confirm that these ratings are accurate.

  • What are some foods that LOOK awful but TASTE great?

    Jump

  • This was my experience with poutine before and after visiting Canada. No one truly gets it until they've had it. The real stuff. Not shredded mozzarella over fries.

    White cheddar cheese curds/squeakers over fries with piping hot brown gravy poured directly over.

    Now I live in Canada and eat it all the time.

  • NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space

    Jump

  • (a spherical teaspoon of white glurp floats past)

    "Wot? Wadn't me."

    John, you're the only man on board..

    "Don't know wot to tell ya, mate. Said it wadn't me.."

  • Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.

    Jump

  • "Helped me cum"

  • Miss me

    Jump

  • Same. Went to a casino once, pulled a slot machine and won $30. Then lost $30. Never returned to one.

    I do enjoy being gifted scratch-off tickets, though, but I won't spend my own money on them (unless as gifts to others). I manage at a grocery store and I'm often surrounded by people who aren't particularly wise with money. Every time there's a big lottery drawing coming up I get to hear from everyone how "THE JACKPOT IS UP TO 30-MILLION NOW! YOU BETTER GET A TICKET! YA CAN'T WIN IF YA DON'T PLAY!"

    Yeah, and I don't burn money if I don't play, either..

  • Land where

    Jump

  • Space deniers are the bottom of the fucking barrel as far as I'm concerned. I don't know what it is about them, or how they got so fucking stupid, but there appears to be no limit to their ignorance.

  • It's literally the guy's actual face

    Jump

  • please do not the fish

    Jump

  • sad Swedish Chef noises

  • The 22 Richest Men in the World Have More Wealth than All the Women in Africa

    Jump

  • I've lived in my house longer than all the women in Africa.

  • 'Abhorrent' step-incest porn to be banned with up to five years in prison

    Jump

  • What about NOT step family member fucking NOT step family member porn? 😉 😉

    (EDIT: I make jokes about common porn tropes, but after reading the article, it sounds as though it's aimed specifically at step family porn has an underage/child role-playing element)

  • Conforms to Marxist theories regarding the proletariat.

    Jump

  • I (a male) should start a foot pic GoFundMe posing as a particularly hairy female. I guarantee I would at least bring enough in to buy some McDoubles.

  • Child abuse

    Jump

  • My wife and I have received several compliments just for giving both of our daughters normal, pronounceable names. Names I don't see very often anymore, but perfectly normal before 9/11 altered the timeline and made everyone unbearably stupid.

  • 'No on-site doctor': Dental student died in ICU overseen by remote 'tele-health' physician who pronounced him dead on a video screen, lawsuit says

    Jump

  • I almost got detained for bringing Exploding Kittens in my luggage. The game meows when you open the lid, so the device looked really suspicious. And the name on the front didn't help.

    Shit fucking game, by the way.

  • Hi, I'm Paul!

    Jump

  • I worked with a guy with a similar story -- book included. Are you Canadian?

  • Let's ask this AI app!

    Jump

  • I grew up foraging mushrooms in Michigan, but ever since moving to Alberta I've never felt comfortable hunting mushrooms here. I need to go with someone confident who has done it their entire lives. But I did learn recently that a different species of morel actually grows out here. I'm going to try hunting those this year.

  • A handy reference guide for you

    Jump

  • Went down a metal slide once and a swarm of them came out of one of the top poles. Swarmed my throat and stung me several times there. Survived, but it was horrible.

  • omg hes just like me

    Jump

  • The ocean's condom.

  • Scientists uncovered the nutrients bees were missing — Colonies surged 15-fold

    Jump

  • Bees went fucking nuts for my lupine, even while living in an urban environment. Only problem was that the aphids did too. So many that it was revolting. I had to aggressively remove them every single day of the colonies would explode and destroy my lupine within a very short time. They'd suck it dry.

  • Armchair experts

    Jump

  • A lady who supposedly "worked for a water company" and won't drink tap water argued very confidently this morning that the little flakes you can see in tap water are not minerals. I put on my serious research face, but only had to do one Google search (they're minerals).

  • You can just do stuff.

    Jump

  • Pigs are fucking terrified of the abyss. Do not do this.