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Stalinwolf

@ Stalinwolf @lemmy.ca

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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.

(Note: This might be misinformation)

  • How men are different than women

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  • My wife is always shocked to learn that despite communicating with him somewhat regularly, I have absolutely no details regarding any of my brother's upcoming plans or life events. Yes, I know he's engaged. I think I was one of the first to hear about it.. No, I don't know when he plans to get married, or where.. I don't know if he's going to South America again this year. I don't know any of this. It didn't come up. He will probably tell me if/when he does. I'm not really worried about it.

    What do we talk about? Memes, mostly.. Most recently I've been sending him these fake Rastafarian AI doctor videos on Instagram with hilarious visual demonstrations of poop flying out of butts like a whirlwind while a passionate man talks about selling you his herbal cleanse. Now I've discovered the female version that is all about vaginal disbiosis and what to do "when ya poosee smell like a rotten fish mahhket" (you buy her secret Rasta herbal cleanse, that's what you do..)

    But no, I don't know if he's coming for Christmas.

  • Like what the hell is going on in major league baseball ?

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  • Maybe this fuckin' cop can figure out what keeps happening to all those balls that dissappear over that fence..

  • Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should

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  • What kind of loser hasn't double-dogged it before?

  • You can't even be husky anymore

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  • I remember being mortified whenever mom would take me pants shopping and would tell the hot ass associate that we were looking for the husky section. Like, obviously the woman that was way too old for me could clearly tell that I needed that section, but something about mom saying just really drove the nail into my guts.

    You can't just tell Wendy Peffercorn that your boy needs husky pants..

  • Doomer

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  • This is solid advice. New owners recently banned earbuds at work, which really sucks, but something curious happened as a result. I stopped listening to political shit on YouTube five days per week and I've never felt more calm. Now when I occasionally do pop in to Kyle Kulinski or something I see the world is still on fucking fire, but I got five good days of peace and my attention to the matter made no difference to anyone else.

  • What's all this other stuff?

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  • I'd munch her..

  • A schoolbus, stopping in front of a residential home, is rear ended by a full size truck

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  • Fuckin A, bud..

  • A schoolbus, stopping in front of a residential home, is rear ended by a full size truck

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  • Definitely holds true in Alberta, and every stupid inbred fuck drives a big truck up here. But those driving Rams are especially fried. Beyond saving, to be honest.

    My former neighbour (God rest his mullet) drove not only a white Dodge Ram, but wore matching white Dodge Ram sunglasses to boot. Anyway.. His girlfriend kicked him out of the house last autumn and as a result, a giant skeleton decoration got left up in their yard all winter long.

  • Me_irl

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  • Damn, though... That is a dank ass track. I can hear the spring peepers from here. Really peaceful place..

  • Plant-Based Mince Now 29% Cheaper Than Beef at Tesco as Meat Prices Climb

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  • I tried the Impossible pre-made burgers at home and they tasted like rubber gloves or something, so we haven't tried them again since. What do you season yours with?

  • Plant-Based Mince Now 29% Cheaper Than Beef at Tesco as Meat Prices Climb

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  • When Beyond Beef switched from v2 to the v3 (w/ avocado oil), my wife and I tried it and were like, "THERE IT IS! They finally fucked up a good thing, as predicted.."

    But after eating v3 for several months and lucking my way back into a box of v2 at Costco, I can firmly say that v2 was kind of shit.

    You just have to season your Beyond Burgers now, is all. You didn't have to before. At least we never did.

  • Facts.

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  • Imbeciles have bought their way into the presidency, and bottom-tier comedians have bought themselves into gatekeepers of comedy. Next they're going to tell me absolute fucking morons have bought their way into the top of Big Tech..

  • 5.9/10

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  • I can't think of many examples so my comment is worthless, but for years I had this experience with Rotten Tomatoes and hated the site/community for it. Some of the most artistic and impactful films I had seen would get a 30% or something, and I'd be like how?!

    I guess one more recent example that I do have was The Northman while it was still playing in theatres. It scored well enough on Rotten Tomatoes over time, but initial reviews were trash and I was hard-pressed to find a single person online who enjoyed it. Just endless shitting all over it. Comments sections full of folks calling it the worst/dumbest thing they've ever wasted their money on.

    My wife and I went into it blind and were honestly blown away. It was like John Wick with Norse mythology. From the very beginning where Willem Dafoe is howling and going into a crazy shamanistic fire trance to the big otherworldly climax at the end, we were floored by how fucking cool that movie was. A genuine piece of art. Got us both playing Valheim again soon after.

    Not sure what changed, but despite the 90% Tomatometer, the 64% Popcornmeter still shows that audiences were fairly divided. But that spread was way worse a few years ago. The part that perplexed me most is that most people's criticisms of the movie could just as easily be applied to Mad Max: Fury Road (which I ironically thought was hot garbage).

  • What song are you listening to RIGHT NOW, and would you recommend it?

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  • My daughter and I have been listening to Jesse Welles' (Under the Power Lines versions) of Autumn and Anything But Me quite a lot. Certain is also fire, but a little too political for my 6-year-old to grasp.

  • What Are ‘Scientology Runs’ and Why Is Gen Z So Obsessed With Them?

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  • I read that as "fucked them in the balls with no lube" and I really liked the way it sounded.

  • End of Life Symbol - Irish hospital

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  • Newgrange is essentially my holy place, and I hope to see it one day. Mythology or not, to stand where the Tuatha De Danaan are said to have inhabited and are now laid to rest would be otherworldly.

    They're not my current brand of spirituality, but they set me on the path long ago.

  • Stop Killing Games delivers 'absolutely incredible' hearing in European Parliament: 'There was no [parliament member] that wasn't responding positively'

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  • Freeman's Mind is such a comfort to return to every now and then. Ross has one of those Homer Simpson voices that make me feel warm and at peace just listening to.

  • Sick

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  • Fuck yeah.. I remember that guy from Operation Body Count (1994 / MS-DOS).. He was tough to take down, and melted into a Thanksgiving turkey when you finally managed. I only had the demo that let me play one level, but I played it a lot..

  • Nerve-controlled prosthetics

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  • (me calling out from the other room)

    "Honey! You shouldn't have!"

  • The Simpsons

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  • Years ago I marathoned seasons 1 through 13 while enduring benzo withdrawals. I can absolutely confirm that these ratings are accurate.

  • Android @lemmy.world
    Stalinwolf @lemmy.ca

    Low Bluetooth audio volume in Stardew Valley mobile

  • Emulation @lemmy.ml
    Stalinwolf @lemmy.ca

    Best option/device to portably emulate SNES ROMs on my smart TV?

  • Sync for Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    (6 Comments) "There are no comments"

  • PC Gaming @lemmy.world
    Stalinwolf @lemmy.ca

    PC Games to Play with my Five-Year-Old

  • S.T.A.L.K.E.R. @lemmy.world
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    New photo of UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter released

  • Music @lemmy.world
    Stalinwolf @lemmy.ca

    Jesse Welles - Anything But Me

  • Gaming @lemmy.ml
    Stalinwolf @lemmy.ca

    Seeking: Kid-friendly Adventure/Exploration Games (PC)

  • Skyrim Mods @lemmy.world
    Stalinwolf @lemmy.ca

    xEdit Merged Patch, Bashed Patch, and Smashed Patch. Took a year off of modding and have forgotten the order of operation here.

  • AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works
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    A Wildman's Visit

  • AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works
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    Ernest on Skid Row

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
    Stalinwolf @lemmy.ca

    What are some small or mundane things that illicit strong feelings of nostalgia within you?