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Xilabar the Dice Goblin

@ Shkshkshk @dice.camp

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A #ttrpg nerd and a #rodent lover.

Pfp is my #chinchilla, Muffin, begging to be let out for floor time so she can eat my baseboards. Banner picture is of my two #cavy boars, Oreo (right) and Coffecake (left), who are claiming that I have never fed them once and will soon starve to death, despite the full food bowl behind them.

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  • I have some lore questions that Google isn’t helping with:

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  • Token help?

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  • @calamitycastle The harder one is basically Doc Ock as a sith lord. Imagine: Soresu with 6 lightsabers.

    The easier one is similar in spirit: mad scientist lawyer. Gold breastplate under a pinstripe suit. Sunglasses with scanning equipment. Lots of little details like that.

  • I have some lore questions that Google isn’t helping with:

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  • @CobblerScholarGeneral vibes, really. Heroic arthurian knights, mythic quests for noble heros, restoring a rightful heir to the throne who magically has both fantastic administration skills and a good moral compass.

    The main plotline is an interpretation of the Merovingian Dynasty conspiracy, just to give you an idea of what's going on. (According to some crackpots, the Priory of Sion is a secret organization to install leaders into world govs who are literally descended from Jesus Christ.)

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    Xilabar the Dice Goblin @dice.camp

    Token help?

  • Star Wars @lemmy.world
    Xilabar the Dice Goblin @dice.camp

    I have some lore questions that Google isn’t helping with:

  • When should I stop watching the Mandalorian?

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  • @11111one11111I mean, there's a reason I didnt lead with that lmao. I know it's demented but I don't think it's completely insane. I mean, George Lucas had a similar experience that gave him the idea of starting the Original Trilogy at Episode 4

  • When should I stop watching the Mandalorian?

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  • @jewbacca117

    Long story. When I was a kid, I found a cool semi-epistolary 8-book series at my school library about a modern-day kid named Pendragon hopping through a portal to save alternate timelines. It was so cool to me that the series jumped around in time so we had to figure out when we were in Pendragon's timeline. Turns out my school shelved them in alphabetical order, and they also lacked the first and last books. I had a blast & I've been trying to recreate that experience ever since.

  • When should I stop watching the Mandalorian?

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  • @jewbacca117Can't argue with that. But usually when I'm interested in a series I watch the episodes of each season in a random order, and I wanted to make sure I wasn't going to accidentally start with the shit parts.

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    Xilabar the Dice Goblin @dice.camp

    When should I stop watching the Mandalorian?

  • Golems for Paladins?

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  • Muffin has got the zoomies!

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  • @LilB0kChoyNope. That said, they barely pee for a critter their size. They are very water-efficient desert critters. Their poop goes everywhere, though.

  • Muffin has got the zoomies!

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  • @LilB0kChoyFun story about that: last week, Muffin was running around on our futon enjoying being somewhere she wasn't supposed to be, when she suddenly turned around, looked me dead in the eyes, and made a face I can best describe as "toddler pooping in diaper". She left a wet spot there as big as her that soaked all the way down to the mattress, which thankfully had a waterproof cover.

  • Muffin has got the zoomies!

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  • No. Everywhere is the bathroom. Especially for girls; girls sometimes express their displeasure by spraying urine at you. Muffin doesn't do that, though.

  • Muffin has got the zoomies!

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  • @PandanticShe actually does not like being pet. She tolerates it as part of interacting with her humans, and she will climb all over me if able, but touching the royal person is usually forbidden. What she wants here is to be let out for floor time!

  • aww @lemmy.world
    Xilabar the Dice Goblin @dice.camp

    Muffin has got the zoomies!

  • Low-fantasy D&D aliens?

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  • @INeedManaI just noticed Piefed's hastags aren't visible over here on Mastodon. Odd.

  • It's Muffin's first birthday today! 🎂

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  • @GeodadHappy birthday Perseus! I can't see the pic from Mastodon. Hopefully they fix that someday.

  • Happy birthday Perseus! 3 years old!

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  • @GeodadI think we might have the same brand of cage. Do you also have a Critter Nation cage?

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    Xilabar the Dice Goblin @dice.camp

    It's Muffin's first birthday today! 🎂

  • Low-fantasy D&D aliens?

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  • @thelsimGreat idea. I will look into the game, too.

  • Low-fantasy D&D aliens?

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  • @tokensane @rpg

    In my setting magic is superscience left over from the first age. Could be nanites in everything, could be something weirder. The players casting spells is similar to if your dog figured out how to say "Alexa, all lights on" and realized saying those magic words created light.

    Also, the aliens are going to be demons, sort of, being the children of the Fear of the Other and the Fear of the Incomprehensible. Not that the aliens or PCs would know this. So magic will work fine.

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  • @Legit_Spaghetti @rpg

    You actually gave me a different great idea. In my setting, we have all the normal fantasy stuff, but the elves are robots who often modify their bodies to do stuff like have plasma cannons hidden in their arms or directly interface with the GPS satellites. I think something like the Borg would be a great way to handle half-elves.

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    Xilabar the Dice Goblin @dice.camp

    Low-fantasy D&D aliens?

  • Small criminal got captured

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  • Needs more recursion!

    🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

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    Xilabar the Dice Goblin @dice.camp

    Muffin desires destruction!

  • Good horse girl books?

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  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    Xilabar the Dice Goblin @dice.camp

    How long could a kid be sent to juvie for trespassing on museum property i proximity to a robbery?

  • rpg @ttrpg.network
    Xilabar the Dice Goblin @dice.camp

    Potentially weird question: if you had to assign a #dnd alignment to the fear of spiders, what would you give it?

  • ADHD @lemmy.world
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    Does anyone use poison pill rings to keep their meds in them?

  • RPGMemes @ttrpg.network
    Xilabar the Dice Goblin @dice.camp

    Squealing in fear from the ghost

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    How do you guys find new books?

  • RPGMemes @ttrpg.network
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    What the Dragonmarked Houses Study

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    They're afraid!

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    Xilabar the Dice Goblin @dice.camp

    Ironic, isn't it? To spend your whole life denying coverage, only to be denied coverage yourself in the end?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
    Xilabar the Dice Goblin @dice.camp

    Been thinking of watching the old Digimon anime. Is this a good idea? Am I about to go into debt for a new TCG?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    Xilabar the Dice Goblin @dice.camp

    Are there any animes or TV shows you can't stop recommending?