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Schnitzel Bub

@ Schnitzel_bub @lemmy.ml

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I just steal my favorite memes from other platforms and share them with you guys.

You know, kindling to keep the Lemmy fire burning warmer.

Also, I love uncomplicated, basic stuff in life; like schnitzel, coffee and masturbation.

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    I'm going to hit them in the head with a pipe.

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  • I used to have a pixel art tut on YouTube, about 30k views. as they kept changing their terms as the time went by, in my disfavor, and in the user's disfavor, I deleted the video. fuck them.

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  • I stole it from imgur.

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  • it's just better even as UI. you can pick all the settings:

    • set default video resolution
    • autoplay
    • allow/skip ads
    • allow/skip sponsor messages
    • play audio only
    • hide suggested vidya/comments/description (toggle)
    • dark mode
    • no tracking
    • no email required for account
    • toggle shorts on/off
    • should homepage be trending or subscription feed?

    I mean what the hell else can you want?

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  • I always liked the characters but felt there wasn't enough plot for them somehow.

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  • sirko.

  • I always have both too many and not enough friends smh

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  • it's OK man, they'll turn up.

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    She helps when I cook.

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    I don't have the tits for it

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  • they said to tell you: "ditto, lol"

    they're still blue though.

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  • sirko

  • Dangit Anthony Kiedis

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    No, por favor.

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  • I think "the more global warming accentuates, the bigger the Firefox and the smaller the globe" is the consistent rule. and when it's just an orange circle with 0 fox elements, and no blue left, our time will be up as a species. Just fire will remain.

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    More like 658 by my measurement

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  • this also makes sense anthropologically, since humans seem to have a built in social instinct to compare penis sizes. so if you run out of peer penises, or it is deemed socially unacceptable, one can transfer the instinct into measuring everything else compared to one's penis.

    if this would be a social norm, the standard unit approximation would probably keep increasing incrementally over the years, for social reasons.

    "that door is 6 dicks wide"

    "I only measured 5,2 dicks wide"

    "..."

    The speed with which one dick unit would increase per year on average will be called SUE or small unit energy.

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    More like 658 by my measurement

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  • it's material hardness.

  • I always have both too many and not enough friends smh

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  • I think the situation isn't relatable to you which makes it difficult to get the joke. and that's perfectly fine.

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    More like 658 by my measurement

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  • American penisiae.

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    Hahaha!

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  • At least he didn't die with an unanswered question.

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  • we only caesar you now out of respect, for fulfilling your joke.

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    Hahaha!

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  • nurse shark will get you in jail.

  • I always have both too many and not enough friends smh

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  • Sounds about right. that doesn't mean we can't banter at work and be friendly with each other - it just doesn't necessarily transfer into the rest of our lives, right?

  • Even my mom is a better pirate.

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  • perfect addition tbh.

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    At least he didn't die with an unanswered question.

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    Okeh.

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    Even my mom is a better pirate.

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    Schnitzel Bub @lemmy.ml

    I always have both too many and not enough friends smh

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    Moss' cat.

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    Definetly.

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    I have also brought my pasta associate.

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    Wash them down with milk

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    She speaks from the fart

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    Dear bosses everywhere,

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    Accurate.

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    Not fair.

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    Na.

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    Holesome.

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    I'm not your friend, guh!