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196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone Deaf rule
196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone 196ception
OP is the mod of this community
What the fuck
Is that St. Luigi?
The free trial lasted me 2 months. I then bought the year subscription and have been evangelizing Orion to all the iPhone-users in my friend group and my family. This is the only subscription I am willing to pay for.
Really, when you pay for Kagi most of the money actually is supporting the development of the Orion browser. I eagerly await the release of the Linux version of Orion. It's like Brave, but without any of the crypto bullshit that keeps me from reccomending Brave to people.
No, there's other paid search engines, the others just look like they are from the pre-iPod era and have suboptimal spiders
196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone Stun Seed 💀🕴🧟♂️🚡
I promise I never had a little brother.
What i tell you now must never be repeated to my parents. I will deny every word, except for the latter part that resulted in me burning a hole in the driveway since they already know about that.
When I was a teen, I spilled some gas on the concrete floor of the garage while filling up the lawn mower. I thought to myself, "What's the fastest way to clean this up?" Clearly the fastest option was to burn it. This did in fact work and produced a controllable flame, but I had neglected to move the closed plastic gas can away from the puddle of gasoline. As it turns out, plastic is made of flammable petrochemicals. The outside of it immediately caught on fire.
I realized that if the gas can lost structural integrity, gas would flood the garage floor, likely setting the whole structure ablaze. So, I picked up the flaming jug of death and ran out of the garage, setting it in the middle of the asphalt driveway downwind of any important structures. I now had the task of putting out a gasoline fire. How could I do this? Obviously, the best way to put out a fire is to spray it with a hose. So I grabbed the garden hose and aimed the nozzle at the melting jug of death.
This did not work. As it turns out, gasoline floats on water, and as such spraying water on a gasoline fire simply increases its surface area. It roared like a bonfire and the plastic can rapidly collapsed. Additionally, it turns out that asphalt is mainly composed of tar, which is a flammable petrochemical.
At some point I realized I had no idea what I was doing and called the fire department. By the time a fireman arrived, all that remained of the blaze was a smoking hole in the driveway the size of a small child, which was extinguished with a handheld chemical extinguisher.
My dad, at the time, was in charge of the safety training at the local chemical plant. My attempt to extinguish the flaming jug of death made an appearance in one of his PowerPoint slides as an example of what not to do with an oil fire.
I think one of my guinea pigs things hes a big-headed mole rat based on how much he tunnels under the bedding
Oh I get it, adding water to acid kills the acid, but adding acid to water will put you in the hospital
Which game is the one on the right from
I mean, thats also how we got weird pseudoscience about how the universe shifts around our consciousness.
Its usually not made clear in school that things can only be measured by touching it or bouncing something off of it. On the macro scale, looking at something doesn't move the thing you're measuring because you're just capturing the abundant photons that are already bouncing off the thing in the billions per second. On the quantum scale, looking at something involves shooting particles at the thing, which is often comparable to measuring how big a cat is by trying to bounce a kickball off it and measuring the angle it rebounds. It works, but you can't expect the cat to continue behaving the same after being assaulted out of nowhere.
I mean, technically
This feels like a right-wing dogwhistle but I agree with what the words say. I feel very uncomfortable.
Man, I miss Don Knotts.
Although, I feel like Steve Buschemi + Jim Carry should be an isomorphism of the identity of these set transformations. Like how turning an object 180° twice gives the same result as doing nothing.
I reflexively hit skip before I even finished processing that i was looking at a meme. Now I'm horrified at how these have classically conditioned me to do them without thinking.
Surreal Memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com prepare
As a daycare teacher, this is an accurate representation of a child
Like these:
It gayI want one! New cuddle buddy for the bed
196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone Twin Peaks Rule
196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone Okay.
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That's just how it is during a period