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  • I'm not sure why you put the /s. Heroin is on my bucket list. If I get cancer and I'm gonna die anyway. Fuck chemo. Gimme some fun drugs and let me ride it till I break.

  • I was about to post about the greatness of bidets. I use water to blow my shit covered butt and get right back in the game. I don't have to wait for the whole toilet paper wipe and then you have more to shit.

    I got a tushy bidet. Easy to install. It's tushybidet.com and not tushy.com. that's a different website.

  • Leftist aren't anti gun. The workers should be armed.

  • Yeah but that's why you get a partner who is good at dishes and doesn't mind doing them if you vacuum. You just happen to be better a vacuuming. It's the same idea that makes trading with other countries better than doing everything local.

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    communisrule

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  • I don't think he can raise his arm the high. His double dick jack off dance always keeps his arms low. Never parallel to the ground.

  • She wants to stay after school with you? Sounds like a win.

  • It seems to be working for them. Why change a winning strategy?

  • 5/7 perfect score.

  • Do you miss the bean posts?

  • Obama in bad French accent.

  • Well the row of apartments along the edge of it is called billionaires row, so I'm pretty sure it's high.

  • I feel there will be a heat wave soon that kills many people. When the power grid fails and AC that can be run isn't enough.

    Also, I think it's spelled snicker. NM. I looked it up, both words have similar meanings.

  • I like how they put in there that they will remove your child's data if you want. Whenever you want you can request it and they will remove it .........unless they can't cause the AI is already using it in the data set.

  • You think you could beat 14 year old you in smash bros?

    I was way better at fighting games when I was a teen than now. I played Street Fighter recently because of whatever compilation they were selling. I suck at it now. I bought sf2 like 4 times now and beat the game with each character back in the day. It's hard to get past the 2nd stage now.

  • The porn I create has tens of millions of views, I've done things that are wild, creative and on occasion, sexy

    Username checks out

  • This is a great book. I read it a few years ago and I still think about it. The breakdown of how everything is built on each other was interesting.

  • Just Post @lemmy.world

    Out of context email I received

  • Hollow Knight @lemmy.world

    What was your last mask/spool/memory socket?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Name an artist/group that you are surprised isn't more popular.

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Lost Internet Song