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  • As a bus driver, hard disagree! There's people who will wait at a bus stop, wait in line to board the bus, and only then will they spend 5 minutes digging through their pockets or bags for fare.

    Or ask where the bus is going, expecting me to tediously list out all the places this bus goes, and when asked the very reasonable question"where are you trying to get to?" Become cagey and refuse to answer. Then ask the same vague and open ended questions.

    These people should report to the nearest artillery practice range asap

  • This was written by a golden retriever

  • Porcy boys rise up!

  • I work in public transportation. There's a certain segment, I'd say a solid 40-50% of people, are effectively illiterate. Maybe they can read, but I have yet to see any evidence of it.

  • I used to be that night shift worker. I was so grateful for that one bar in town that opened in the morning. Nothing like ending the work week with a bloody Mary at sunrise!

  • Wowee

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  • That's a lot of kielbasa!

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  • Just eat over the sink right out of the pot. Duh

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  • A beat

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  • I felt up my first pair of boobies with my first gf in the back of a 98 Dodge caravan to wonderwall.

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  • But what if a hypothetical advertiser decides it's too risky to have their brand associated with the sex word? It's like you don't care about the money!!

  • Jagermiester, weed, and a Spotify playlist seeded with bloodhound gang. Just chug, smoke and bellow the lyrics.

  • It's not that they're mean, it's just that their go to is to trample. And ho boy can they trample!

  • Gold

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  • It's a good conductor, doesn't corrode easily.

  • I had a kitty that refused to drink from anything that wasn't a people cup that had been drunk a little.

  • Don't be a tim apologist. Tis'nt a good look...

  • Chewy goodness! One of my favorite things is a toasted bagel turkey sandy

  • Both please

  • do not

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  • I wonder how hard it would be to rig up a teeny drone with a bit of thermite?

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    Some big black corn

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    Revenge of the otters

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    Dirt nap

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    Why don't these AI data centers build by the ocean?

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    Melancholy kitty

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    Shamelessly stolen and posted here for y'all

  • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world

    Tourism is bad.

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    Clean laundry is obviously the best place for naps.

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    You are under surveillance!

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    Cat TV

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    Apparently we're doing fierce AF kitty yawns?

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    She had to get shaved

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    After a hard day's nap

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    Kitty

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