MashedTech

MashedTech @lemmy.world 3w ago

I wish Costco. I wish everything was the size of a Costco.

MashedTech @lemmy.world 3w ago

"They're ruining the economy because they don't have money to spend"

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MashedTech @lemmy.world 3w ago

To give to the pedophiles up to in exchange for mercy

MashedTech @lemmy.world 4w ago

What are you, afraid of fire? This is progress. Cavemen were bold and progressed.

MashedTech @lemmy.world 1mo ago

I love DR. BEES!

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MashedTech @lemmy.world 1mo ago

100% efficient!!! You're using all the energy to do meaningful work!

MashedTech @lemmy.world 1mo ago

I also see it as a problem of the economy. Their kid, will never be able to afford that house. He will never be able to live in a house like that again. He also got royally screwed.

Home ownership is a luxury. Reality is being stuck renting. Renting is preventing upwards mobility.

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MashedTech @lemmy.world 2mo ago

Suddenly the company has no taxable robots. The CEO does everything.

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MashedTech @lemmy.world 2mo ago

MAKE ONE BIG TAX!

MashedTech @lemmy.world 2mo ago

You know what, the name should have everything:

His Most Sovereign Imperial Celestial Omnipotent Sir™ The 1st Foremost Supreme Eternal O'Mc'De La Von Der Du Al-El-Saint-Arch-Khayzeigh-Braxxxtyn-Wrayffholleigh-Zyvdaxtholleigh "The Wyn" "Little Braxx" "Daddy's Champion" "Mummy's Miracle" "The Prophecised One" "He Who Was Foretold In The Zaydenshire Scrolls" "Destroyer Of Passport Printers" "Boo Bear" "KHAYZY" "That Kid From The Viral Video" "Why" aka @KhayzeighOfficialReal @KhayzeighOfficial2 @TheRealKhayzeigh @KhayzeighUnverified @KhayzeighFanAccount @KhayzeighHaterAccount @KhayzeighIsOverParty #NotTheOtherKhayzeigh #Zyvdaxtholleigh-Wrayffcynn® #JusticeForBraxx #KhayzeighIsInnocent #FreeBraxx #KhayzeighDidNothingWrong #Braxx4President #NeverForgetBraxxxtyn fka BRAXX 2.0 fka Braxxton fka "That Baby" fka "The Incident" fka "Unnamed Child Hospital Form 7B" fka "Please God No" fka "The thing that happened in Zaydenshire" fka "Exhibit A" fka [REDACTED BY KHAYZCORP LEGAL] Esq. Jr. Sr. PhD. MD. DDS. MBA. JD. LLM. CPA. CFA. CISSP. CCNA. 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MashedTech @lemmy.world 2mo ago

I'm going to name my kid "Khayzeighdynleigh Braxxtynleecyndynn Jhaydenzayholleighcynn" or

"Sir™ O'Mc'De La Von Der Saint Khayzeigh-Braxx "The Wyn" II½ Zyvdaxtholleigh-Wrayffcynn®-BRAXX 2.0 Esq. Jr. Sr. PhD. OBE. Lord Née Scorpio zu Khaydencynn-Holleighbraxx III¹⁰⁰ Baron Of Zaydenshire (silent B)"