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@ MTZ @lemmy.world

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Hey little guy, I'm just walking through from another timeline where monsters eat truth.

  • Let the American Hasbara Commence

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  • It is very, very real. I screenshoted it from the official White House X account a few moments before posting.

  • And now, let us join Pete Hegsfield in prayer

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  • No one else is likely to understand that reference, but I do for some reason. But I don't understand how OPM has anything to do with James Hetfield.

    Heaven would be a DJ, playing dub all night long...

    Edit: Nevermind I am a dumbass. I get it. Lol

  • I've got a golden ticket

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  • Grandpa Joe sucks but what @EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone said is accurate. I am disabled since the age of 8. I can do things with different bursts of excitement and energy but I will 100% pay for it later.

    Like, I work a full time job in the federal government with several severe neurological disabilities, but I lay around on the weekends to recover from the preceding week.

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    MTZ @lemmy.world

    I've got a golden ticket

  • Deal with it, Libby.

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  • lol, i'm not a liberal.

  • What a weird time to try to form a conga line. 🤔

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  • This is Stephen Miller, hiding behind his pregnant wife as they are running trying to escape the White House Correspondence Dinner shooting.

  • lelz

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  • Apparently only boomer comedy and MAGA comedy. (Oxymoron)

  • lelz

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  • Exactly. Fuck MAGA. This is for the homies who love to laugh at & mock them.

  • lelz

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  • Might be above his preferred age range idk

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MTZ @lemmy.world

    lelz: Part Duex

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    MTZ @lemmy.world

    The celebrated and triumphant return of Cracked Out Wall Kitten. Blessed be. ♥️

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MTZ @lemmy.world

    lelz

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    MTZ @lemmy.world

    What a weird time to try to form a conga line. 🤔

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MTZ @lemmy.world

    SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MTZ @lemmy.world

    Ope

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MTZ @lemmy.world

    Deal with it, Libby.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MTZ @lemmy.world

    Well then.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MTZ @lemmy.world

    Never fall asleep first!

  • Hrmmm 🤔

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  • The only thing I can say is that I didn't think through what I was doing. That's not an excuse though.

    As soon as I came back here and say your comment something in my head snapped and what you were saying made complete sense. I immediately erased it and will make every attempt to think through posts that may be problematic in the future before I post them.

    Totally my fault.

    :(

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MTZ @lemmy.world

    Hrmmm 🤔

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MTZ @lemmy.world

    When you see someone crying about the Virginia redistricting, show them this. I've used it hundreds of times today.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MTZ @lemmy.world

    Inspiring

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    MTZ @lemmy.world

    🫪🫪🫪

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MTZ @lemmy.world

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ at the Cannes and Venice Film Festivals. There were standing ovations as well.

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    A Story Told In 20 Panels

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    ShitpostID: 281172951

  • Doing the Lord's work.

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  • I didn't make this. I just stole it and it already had the cum stain.

  • A handy graphic to bring you up to speed on the Katy Perry/Ruby Rose situation.

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  • If I understand correctly....Rose way laying on a couch because she didn't feel well. Perry came up and sat on her face. As a result, Rose projectile vomited, likely due to intoxication as well as having an unfamiliar vag shoved in her face. (allegedly)

  • A handy graphic to bring you up to speed on the Katy Perry/Ruby Rose situation.

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  • Hugo Boss 1939 collection.

  • 877-CASH-NOW

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  • I also remember Jenny's number, (867-5309) but I am unsure of the area code.

    I also recall Mike Jones' phone number from 2005, (281-330-8004) which is apparently still his number.

  • 877-CASH-NOW

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  • Big brain activities!!

  • Open Carry Loophole

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  • Biblically accurate resurrection (colorized)

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  • [METAMATRIX]

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  • I'm not sure but psilocybin was involved.

  • Cracked Out Wall Kitten makes her long awaited & triumphant return to bless you with words of holy wisdom.

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  • My whats on whats?