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In League With Seitan

@ LiterallyLMAO @lemmy.world

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  • Nuggz

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  • "Excuse me sir, but my car just broke down and needs a new tire and I left my wallet at home. If you could give me just 20 cat treats for the tire, I promise I'll mail you the treats back when I get home."

  • Beads?

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  • Computer... enhance!

  • it's pointless to debate about it.

    Good sir, this is the internet!

  • Minnesota. I feel sick.

  • Two of my state's democratic politicians were shot this morning, one killed, in a targeted assassination. I think it's already started.

  • Hortman was the house speaker prior to this year's tie.

  • Jesus fuck they just reported hortman died. This is insane

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  • A 113.3981 gramer with cheese?

  • I'm with you. I love chilis and limes, but the artificial lime flavor on chili lime flavored snacks tastes like froot loops to me.

  • I think she directed They Live and Halloween

  • The worst was games that required info from the manual to progress past a certain point, like star tropics. Rented the game and the rental place didn't include the manual? Shit out of luck. And no Internet back then to look it up, either. (Yes, I'm still bitter)

    I remember some computer games would also do things like that to prevent copying the game from a friend, like requiring a certain word from a certain page before loading.

  • You haven't lived until a cow licks your balls.

  • I suspect Elmo thinks he's being Very Clever by using your woke empathy mind virus against you. Jokes on him, though, he's burned through any good will the empathetic might have once had long, long ago.

  • Try saying it out loud

  • They're not Zs

  • Cool, now you have cat anus on your dough prep area! Enjoy your complementary toxoplasmosis!

  • It's basically chocolate frosting that for some bizarre reason people have convinced themselves is healthy, I guess because there's a tiny amount of hazelnut in it?