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People that make claims without evidence will have them dismissed for exactly that reason. If that’s putting you off, then kiss off..

  • An investigation into acts of self-pleasure among parrots and other birds has reached a climax, with the results providing welcome relief for vets and researchers, not to mention the birds themselves.

    Bird keepers are often advised to discourage and even punish birds for masturbating, but the study found the activity was more common in the wild than in captivity, with researchers concluding it is part of a bird’s natural behaviour.

    The report’s authors urged vets to reassure worried owners that the antics are not harmful and warned that efforts to intervene, which range from removing perches to hormone treatment and surgery, could be far more damaging.

    “Our big finding is that masturbation is not a negative response to captivity,” said Dr Chloe Heys, an evolutionary ecologist at the University of Lancashire in Preston. “This is widespread in birds and we found it’s a perfectly natural and healthy behaviour that’s part of their repertoire of sexual behaviours.”

    Researchers historically tended to assume birds either did not masturbate or did so only under the stress of captivity. But Heys said the behaviour was quite common and distinctive. “I had a pet cockatiel that masturbated all the time,” she said. “If you’ve ever seen a bird masturbate, you absolutely know what that bird is doing.”

    The team surveyed bird experts and online communities of bird keepers, breeders and enthusiasts, and combined their accounts with others published in scientific literature. In total, they collected data on 120 bird species, captive and wild.

    Avian onanism is widespread among species, including parrots, ducks, turkeys and chickens, and more common in the wild than in captivity, the survey found. Slightly more accounts mention males, but females were by no means exempt.

    Typically, males would be “rubbing quite vigorously” on their perch, a toy or a twig, or on their owner’s hand, foot or shoulder, Heys said. Females tended to lift their tail and back on to convenient objects.

    The activity was sometimes accompanied by wing flapping and vocalisations not typically heard from the birds. Asked if they showed any signs of self-loathing or Catholic guilt, Heys thought not. “I don’t want to say satisfied, but they do look different after they finish. It’s obviously doing something for them.”

    Accounts from hobbyists revealed that some owners had sought veterinary help when they caught their birds masturbating, fearing the animals might hurt themselves. In turn, some vets had suggested disrupting the behaviour, by removing perches and toys and not stroking the birds in certain spots.

    “In really extreme cases, vets would give the birds drugs or hormonal therapies to stop them doing this,” Heys said. “There have even been cases of surgery to completely de-sex birds, which is bonkers.”

    "Vets shouldn’t be advising owners to stop birds doing this unless it’s obviously caused a chronic problem like a prolapse, but that’s the absolute minority of cases,” Heys added. The study’s findings have been published in the journal Ecology and Evolution.

    Dr Ana Basto, a vet at the University of Lancashire who was not involved in the study, said the report would help vets give better advice to bird owners. “This research is pivotal and will be a step towards achieving a more holistic understanding of why and how birds behave the way they do.”

    Dr Matilda Brindle, an evolutionary biologist at Oxford University and the study’s co-author, said the work added to a growing body of literature that highlighted how non-reproductive sexual behaviours occurred across the animal kingdom.

    “The fact that masturbation seems to be even more common in wild birds than those in captivity has huge implications for their welfare, especially given that folk husbandry often advises bird keepers to discourage or punish this behaviour, sometimes even resorting to surgery and hormonal interventions,” Brindle said.

  • Florida enacted HB 1365, which prohibits counties and cities from allowing people to regularly camp or sleep on public property. It even allows businesses to sue the government for lack of enforcement.

    New York is basically the opposite. Demanding shelter for eligible residents. Illinois is also progressively approaching homelessness.

    Hawaii is a mixed bag. So is California.

  • Bookmarked as these tend to come and go.

  • Most places do cash drops if the register is over $100. Leaving about(under) $100 in the register at any time.

    Chances of breaking a hundred for a BIC not likely.

    Chances of breaking a 50 on a 6 pack, likely. Especially with a pack of smokes. There's only supposed to be a couple 20s in the til. Shift timing matters. Best chance: it's end of shift with an employee too busy or lazy to make drops. Also the best time to rob the store.

  • Americans are predominantly transitioning to 100k+ incomes. The poors are dying as planned and the middle (under 100k but above poverty limits) class continues to steadily shrink.

    That's not too say they're prosperous. Most are still one missed paycheck away from homelessness.

    Yet they'll sell you there's less poors than ever.

  • And people say Americans dumb?!

  • $1 trillion a year is about $2.5 billion a day. $14 million? That's approximately worth about 8 minutes (of a year) of our military's time here in the grand ol' us of a.

  • For what platform?

  • RedReader still works (Android only. It's on F-droid and other stores.)

  • #facts

  • That's antisemitism for ya.

  • People aren't necessarily good lethal shots. Modem medicine is amazing. And funny enough. That dimwit just might consider that and shoot below the waist. To incapacitate but not kill. This is an important distinction in many jurisdictions.

    The irony being the perpetrator of an attempted murder would enjoy freedom while the victim of an attempted murder would be incarcerated.

    Ultimately, the value of life is arbitrary.

  • pics @lemmy.world

    Lunar Moth

  • Photography @lemmy.world

    Lunar Moth

  • Not necessarily.

    By the time any death penalty (execution) would actually occur the birth would have ample time to come to term, if it was viable.

    That'd be interesting though. I suppose the mother could continue to attempt to abort the pregnancy while incarcerated.

  • The audience started chanting 100... 100....

    Bibi nonchalantly rebukes, one thing at a time.

    Trump would suggest 1000 or 1500 percent. Make Gaza a black hole. Not a white hole, no. A poor, terrible black hole for black people. Am I right or am I white, folks, come on! While Elon Musk continues to bastardize the phrase, "I throw my hands up."

    And suddenly from somewhere Miley Cyrus starts singing....

    Hop off the jet with their red MAGA caps,Constitution folded up like toilet paper scraps,Welcome to the land of the debt and rage,Everybody screaming, it’s all the rage.

    Gold spray tan with the thousand-yard stare,Truth getting farked by the corporate data share,Saw Elon dancing like a loading screen,Launching meme coins from a trampoline.

    So I throw my hands up,Hospitals closing again,Healthcare can't be found,Schools are hunting grounds,Even USAID getting fed to the flames,Kids learning climate change from livestreamed hurricanes! And unprecedented heat waves!

    But I know it’s gonna be okay...That’s what the White House spokesperson said yesterday. And Trump always tells it how it is.

    Yeah, it’s fascism in the U-S-A,Golden statues swaying while the markets decay,Everybody yelling “freedom isn’t free,”While we couldn’t afford it anyway.

    Throw my hands up, motherfucker pass the bong,Somehow billionaires are suddenly “working class strong,”Yeah, yeah, yeah, it’s fascism in the U-S-A.

    Welcome to the land of the endless spin,Where every scandal gets recycled again,Elon dancing like he owns Mars tonight,Tweeting through the ketamine satellite.

    Butterflies gone, now it’s drones in the sky,Corporate sponsors waving little flags goodbye,History teachers chain-smoking offstage,Watching irony die of old age.

    And the crowd goes wild for the giant screens,Explaining war crimes with marketing schemes,Every slogan tested by branding teams,Every nightmare sponsored by American dreams.

    So I just throw up,Facts fade away,Every press conference feels AI-generated today,Yeah... it’s fascism in the U-S-A.