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  • (This is the spirit of the post: Doom is a fun and silly demonstration of the software being hackable.)

  • That's the spirit!

  • Per the Cybertruck warranty:

    "This New Vehicle Limited Warranty does not cover any vehicle damage or malfunction directly or indirectly caused by, due to, or resulting from...

    ... The environment or an act of God, including, but not limited to, exposure to sunlight, airborne chemicals, tree sap, animal or insect droppings, ... water, contamination, lightning and other environmental conditions"

    So, if you get all bricked up in the car wash, you're now the proud owner of a $100,000 rust brick.

  • I have a Chevrolet Volt, same EXACT situation.

    Back hatch doesn't unlock without power. So I got to contort my stupid ass over the back seats to get back there. Then you pull up the back bottom floor thingie, but god have mercy on your soul, it's impossible to do because there's no where else to put your body.

    So yeah it was this whole Cirque Du Soleil act back there just to swap the battery.

  • Treat yourself.

    Slice it thin and fry it til it browns a little. Thank me later.

  • They seem to like blurring those lines. As though the agents being in danger is part of the goal.

    Makes you wonder, what government wants the spark to ignite the powder keg? That would be like packing the Reichstag with flammable stuff and telling a local arsonist about it -- OH.

  • I may be from a hive of scum and villainy (southsiiiiide!), but also I have jumper cables, so back up while I take care of this.

  • Yea nah the good parts of the pig, those they sell in far better cuts XD

    Spam is all that's left over but the squeal, and then, sawdust or whatever they use to retain the water.

  • This post goes so hard XD

    I appreciate your unreasonable level of commitment to the bit 🫡

  • Any Cadillac for Sentry Mode (it's called Surround Vision Recorder, and unlike Tesla, it's not constantly narcing on you, it's locally stored). I'm sure others have equivalents, that's just the one I know off the top of my head.

    Any... car... for keyless entry. That's literally more common than using a key in a new vehicle.

  • I drive a Chevy, can confirm, the door latches consistently work even when the power goes out (which is frequent LOL)

  • That's right - I just read up on it so y'all don't have to :)

    It's one of the many smoke grenades that create colorful smoke, the chemicals in a smoke grenade aren't awesome, but it's not CS gas or tear gas or anything that is specifically designed to hurt you.

  • I thought about riffing on that line from No Country for Old Men there, "even between man and steer, the contest is uncertain."

    It was so close to being a joke, but like ICE, I got stuck about 5 yards from my starting point and gave up

  • Quirk of the video - he has a high power flashlight under the barrel, I think. Illumination looks like flash, but the lack of "flinch" tells me there was no loud sound when we see it.

    Oh and they didn't shoot 6 random bystanders, which I'm pretty sure they would.

  • Yeah, lived here most my life, and while I've never gotten stuck where I needed the assist, I am that stranger with a shovel.

    For locals to not help is deeply non-normal and inhospitable behavior in the Midwest.

  • If I stop posting because I've been sent to camp, just know... I did it for comments like this <3

  • Man that website sucks.

    Bahaha, thanks!

    Yeah, I've got you, I think these links should work, but no guarantees if you're blocking videos or whatever:

    ICE agents on foot: https://packaged-media.redd.it/u9sa49vepecg1/pb/m2-res_386p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1768176000&s=152a9299299efcc51ccb72b9386e8ca476d6196a

    ICE agent on foot solo: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojwszrpcvhwuhl4nhwactd2y/post/3mc6ihtywic2r

    ICE agents all getting stuck on the same patch of ice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8iWJkuVUG8

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Las Vegas Police Touted New “Bulletproof” Cybertrucks. The Only Problem? They Aren’t Bulletproof.

    fuelarc.com /cars/las-vegas-police-force-touted-new-bulletproof-cybertrucks-the-only-problem-they-arent-bulletproof/
  • News @lemmy.world

    Las Vegas Police Touted New “Bulletproof” Cybertrucks. The Only Problem? They Aren’t Bulletproof.

    fuelarc.com /cars/las-vegas-police-force-touted-new-bulletproof-cybertrucks-the-only-problem-they-arent-bulletproof/
  • Enshittification @lemmy.world

    Popup Ads in Your Pickup Truck? RAM Trucks Now Feature Scammy Ads on the Center Display

    fuelarc.com /cars/popup-ads-in-your-pickup-truck-ram-trucks-now-feature-scammy-ads-on-the-center-display/
  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Popup Ads in Your Pickup Truck? RAM Trucks Now Feature Scammy Ads on the Center Display

    fuelarc.com /cars/popup-ads-in-your-pickup-truck-ram-trucks-now-feature-scammy-ads-on-the-center-display/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Tesla Robotaxi Stops Mid-Intersection After Running a Red Light… The Influencer Onboard Calls It “Impressive”

    fuelarc.com /cars/tesla-robotaxi-stops-mid-intersection-after-running-a-red-light-the-influencer-onboard-calls-it-impressive/
  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Tesla Robotaxi Stops Mid-Intersection After Running a Red Light… The Influencer Onboard Calls It “Impressive”

    fuelarc.com /cars/tesla-robotaxi-stops-mid-intersection-after-running-a-red-light-the-influencer-onboard-calls-it-impressive/
  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Tesla Reports Drop in Self-Driving Safety After Introducing “End-to-End Neural Networks”

    fuelarc.com /news-and-features/teslas-self-driving-data-reports-safety-decline-after-introducing-end-to-end-neural-networks/
  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    Two Tesla Robotaxis Use Center of Four-Lane Road for Pickup and Dropoff… With One Getting Stuck for 4 Minutes

    fuelarc.com /tech/tesla-robotaxi-stops-in-traffic-for-4-minutes-as-onboard-tesla-influencer-describes-the-ride-as-smooth-and-confident/
  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Elon Musk Promises Grok in Tesla Vehicles By Next Week… as the New Grok 4 Blames “Anti-White Hate” on “Jews”

    fuelarc.com /cars/elon-musk-promises-grok-in-tesla-vehicles-by-next-week-as-the-new-grok-4-blames-anti-white-hate-on-jews/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Elon Musk Promises Grok in Tesla Vehicles By Next Week… as the New Grok 4 Blames “Anti-White Hate” on “Jews”

    fuelarc.com /cars/elon-musk-promises-grok-in-tesla-vehicles-by-next-week-as-the-new-grok-4-blames-anti-white-hate-on-jews/
  • Technology @lemmy.world

    The Cause of Grok’s Increasing Antisemitism? Apparently, Two Lines of Code (Update: One of the Lines of Code Was Removed)

    fuelarc.com /tech/the-cause-of-groks-increasing-antisemitism-apparently-two-lines-of-code/
  • Videos @lemmy.world

    Self-Driving Tesla Tries to Crash into Oncoming Traffic On The Highway… Again

    fuelarc.com /cars/tesla-full-self-driving-tries-to-crash-into-oncoming-traffic-on-the-highway-again/
  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world

    Self-Driving Tesla Tries to Crash into Oncoming Traffic On The Highway… Again

    fuelarc.com /cars/tesla-full-self-driving-tries-to-crash-into-oncoming-traffic-on-the-highway-again/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Tesla Will Now Let You Finance Your EV Repairs… With Interest Rates as High as 36% APR

    fuelarc.com /cars/tesla-will-now-let-you-finance-your-ev-repairs-because-the-first-bill-wasnt-crushing-enough/
  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    Tesla Will Now Let You Finance Your EV Repairs… With Interest Rates as High as 36% APR

    fuelarc.com /cars/tesla-will-now-let-you-finance-your-ev-repairs-because-the-first-bill-wasnt-crushing-enough/
  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world

    Tesla’s Robotaxi Can’t Drive in the Rain, and Dumps Passengers If the Weather Looks Risky.

    fuelarc.com /cars/teslas-robotaxi-cant-drive-in-the-rain-and-dumps-passengers-if-the-weather-looks-risky/
  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world

    Robotaxis VS Reddit: Users Collect 11+ Videos of Tesla Robotaxi Incidents in First 36 Hours

    fuelarc.com /cars/robotaxis-vs-reddit-users-collect-11-videos-of-tesla-robotaxi-incidents-in-first-36-hours/
  • Videos @lemmy.world

    Robotaxis VS Reddit: Users Collect 11+ Videos of Tesla Robotaxi Incidents in First 36 Hours

    fuelarc.com /cars/robotaxis-vs-reddit-users-collect-11-videos-of-tesla-robotaxi-incidents-in-first-36-hours/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Robotaxi Drives Double the Speed Limit, Hits Speed Bumps at Full Speed… Tesla Influencers Describe It as “Excellent.”

    fuelarc.com /cars/robotaxi-drives-double-the-speed-limit-hits-speed-bumps-at-full-speed-tesla-influencers-describe-it-as-excellent/
  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Robotaxi Drives Double the Speed Limit, Hits Speed Bumps at Full Speed… Tesla Influencers Describe It as “Excellent.”

    fuelarc.com /cars/robotaxi-drives-double-the-speed-limit-hits-speed-bumps-at-full-speed-tesla-influencers-describe-it-as-excellent/