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My cat brought one of these home when we lived in central America. I had no idea what it was, and I was terrified - I refused to believe the internet when they told me they were harmless and not venomous. It was a scary looking little alien.

The one pictured is much more open and spread out. Obviously getting carried in a cat's mouth would put a tiny little creature like this in defense mode - mine was much more compact and I didn't realize it was a spider / scorpion. Edit: the body was probably 3in/7cm long, a little shorter than credit card cut into an oval.

I love DP

I honestly assumed this license plate was cool AF

Dead prez got that crazy shit. They keep it crunker. John blaze n shit.

Finally something I find relatable.

The caption reads

1966 after church: Brooks thinking about changing his clothes; Elaine has changed into her "studying clothes"; and the wild child...

I'm pretty sure Stargate is a slur when used this way.

Seconded. Came here to say "you should watch FDs video on this topic. I often wondered the same and thoroughly enjoyed this deep dive"

Did they build this snowman in a roadway? If so, he has a case but "could've" (should've) avoided the obstacle... If the snowman was not built in a roadway: gtfo

I would never say YOU HAVE GOT MAIL without the contracion, I would say "you have mail", and with the contraction in the shorter sentence it sounds British to say: "you've mail"

Includes big pink "S" for sustainable declarations in the graphic legend - proceeds to never use it once.

It's time for me to go home and rethink my life.

The First 4 references at the top, are followers of John the Baptist who got bounced from their [Jewish] community for following Jesus. The bottom group "first & second John" is actually a dude named John.

How is the Grinch anti-capitalist? Small-hearted Grinch hoards all the presents but his goal is to make others sad/not sing, iirc. And after his heart-soze increase he is more generous and contrite... but is either of those behaviors anti-capitalist?

If we stretch and pretend the Grinch returning stolen property is "generous sharing" and that's anti-capitalist then we'd probably have to rethink Santa too (even tho often used as a prop in commercials).

Watch Gianmarco new special it was everything you've been missing. "Thief of joy" it's so clearly a new era in dark comedy, and thank God it's not like the old days.

Hey... I'm so glad that guys kid is NOT homeschooled...

That's Exactly why I ask! Lol, under that definition you just proposed (doesn't quickly make sick) rocks or slow acting poisons are edible. Derive nutrition? Won't kill you? But another train of logic might be "is able to be chewed/digested by body - in which case poisons are edible - once.

Best post of the month imo